most excellent dash and aj

>>761 After getting to Equestria I would've immediately try to woo Zecora

>>761 >ponut a different color from the pussy That's kind of interesting.

>>284 Seethe more, newfag tourist scum

>>285 >Teats on cutiecorns Now I'm diamonds. Fuck you.

>>282 >>285 SEXOOOOO

>>930 >55 days >/clop/ is bumped

>>931 Sorry man, when modo sexo is activado it's activado.

How do you think, which mare is the most into anal? Except Coco Rara? Ponk? AJ? Top Cunt? Twi? Shy?

>>922 Either Twilight or Rarity on account of magic, though I'd probably lean towards Twi.

>>923 Why not Ponk?

>>924 I'm sure Ponk would have lots of fun with it. I just see Twilight as being a bit more experimental.

>>925 Hmm, makes sense actually. Rarity would probably just follow the latest Canterlot trends with trendy flashy dildos, and get some ideas from Coco. but Twi would invent all kinds of new things to stick up her ass and make a scientific paper on which one is the most fun.

>>913 >Sunny Buns removed her forelegs from Trixie's shoulders and braced herself against the door and the back wall of the Cabinet of Secrets >Trixie was surprised to find that she missed being held >A muted golden light that seemed to come from Sunny Buns' flowery hat illumunated the dim interior <So, the trick that her ridiculous hat was hiding was a horn! ...But I saw her flip in the air. >Before Trixie could puzzle through the illusion, the trapdoor beneath the cabinet fell open, and she fell through it with a squeal and landed beneath the floorboards of the stage >Trixie pushed her own hat back and stared upward through the trapdoor at Sunny Buns'long pink tail >Reddish eyes peered down at Trixie around the flowing hair, and Sunny Buns said, "Meet me at the gate." <"What?" >was all Trixie got out before the golden light in Sunny Buns' hat re-ignited >As an Aura enveloped Trixie, Sunny Buns flicked her tail to the side and gave Trixie a parting wink before the world around her imploded into a speck of light the size of a pinhole and then burst out around her again >Trixie first registered that she was laying on her back on top of soft, warm sod >There were manicured topiaries and flower beds on either side of her, and in a courtyard behind her, a marble statue of a pony seemed to be prancing atop her pedistal in the middle of a seashel-decorated rococo-style fountain >Trixie was in the most beautiful garden that she had even seen >The notion that Sunny Buns had accidentally killed her and sent her to Elysium had just entered Trixie's mind when she heard a great gasp coming from a crowd beyond a tall white wall >The palace wall >Trixie is inside the palace garden!

>>917 Yay, Princess Molly!

>>917 >The re-disguised Celestia, still in her flowery hat looked Trixie straight in the eyes and said in her playful Sunny Buns voice, "I've been a very bad girl." >The forbidden fantasies that every adolescent entertained about their deific ruler flooded Trixie's mind >The palace wall that Trixie's hindquarters were pressed against felt cold of the sudden <"Bad girl," Trixie mumbled while staring back into Celestia's eyes >"My inexpert fiddling with the delicate magics inside the Cabinet of Secrets caused us to re-emerge inside the Princess' boudoir," Celestia dictated <Is Trixie being invited into the Princess' bodoir? >Trixie trembled in excitement >The wall now felt wet as well as cold >"You only hope that the Princess doesn't find out what we did. She would be most upset given how forgiving she was the last time that this happened," Celestia finished with a playful smirk >This didn't fit the fantasy at all <Oh! She is giving Trixie stage direction. The show! >Still trembling with nervous arousal, Trixie nodded <"Trixie understands." Trixie's expert stagecraft will simply play off this shaking and blushing as fear of the Princess' divine wrath >Celestia winked. "Good, let's go" >She rounded the wall and trotted with anxious steps ahead of Trixie >She made a show of wincing away as she passed the completely disinterested guards

>>919 Sorry for taking so long. Life sucks.

>>919 Pretty good so far. Nice pic.

>>862 Praising so hard rn!

>>778 >Celestia is incapable of loving again Damn, the Zulu fucked up her pussy that bad? Seriously though, what's the context for that? It's not quite a complete enough statement for me to understand the meaning. Clearly she loves Twilight as a student, her land of Equestria, and her sister, but that's a different kind of love from romantic love, so what is it? If it's just that she can't romantically love again, that fits with the comic where she is romantically involved with a good mirror version of King Sombra who has to sacrifice himself, and it honestly doesn't clash with the canon of the early seasons seeing as it is an unexplored topic. If it's loving anything in any way period it's way out of character and I doubt Faust would have said that.

On topic for featureless, I read a clop comic that I don't know what to make of a while back. It's called "The Usual": https://www.canterlotcomics.com/comic/en/the_usual-712# I dare you to read it without the preparation (no spoiler reading) before going to bed. Bonus points if your mind is in a hypnotic trance before reading it like I was. (I spent a lot of time in a state like that where the show implanted itself in me, which is probably some of the reason this comic had so much effect. Some kind of inner projection model of my mind getting fucked up). It's actually fairly easy to reach a state like this, the best method is delirium. Just watch when you are tired (in this case read) and it hits a lot different; no noise in your mind to resist it. The most general thing I can say is that it feels off. It has a strange but sort of cute artstyle that is about 80% show accurate. The artsyle feels off. The characters act sort of like in the show, but are ludicrously distorted to the point of making all of the sex scenes amazingly awkward and actively painful to read (we are talking multiple mane 6 raping each other here). The characters feel off. The tone goes through jarring shifts at points for seeming ably only shock value; one moment they are having sex, the next they are in the hospital because of a sex accident. The tone feels off. And the featureless bit even, the characters are featureless except for two specific scenes, and it's strange because it feels more like in the scenes where they have genitals there are only there for shock value. Even the use of genitals in some parts feels off. And that's not even touching on the overarching story, which has an absolutely terrible premise yet clearly has lots of work put into it because the comic is long and of decent quality. It culminates in a single shock frame so intense that I won't spoil it, and after that all of the genitals are shown for the last few pages. I actually thought the whole thing was a joke building up to that page it was so bad. I really can't understate how uncomfortable the sex scenes are, you have to read it to feel it. The night after I read it I couldn't sleep because I was hallucinating Rarity raping me and I couldn't stop thinking about how much it fucked up the characters for the whole day afterwards. And yes, I felt actual physical sensation, taste, and smell. I had no control over the intrusive thoughts until a full 24 hours had passed. I was reliving getting raped by MLP characters in my mind for a whole fucking day. The worst part is that it still made me hard.

>>779 The alternate Sombra comic doesn't really contradict the later show either. My attitude to the comics is if the show doesn't contradict the issue it's canon.

>>780 I remember that comic. They mention holes but there's nothing there. You're right it did feel off. It went featureless but didn't commit to it

Rarity has a nice rump

Making the testes touch

Pretty much all the male hellhorse stuff that's worthwhile

are homosexual displays of affection that arent necessarily porn also allowed?

>>814 This is the horsecock thread, not necessarily the gay thread.

>>815 Case