>>31253 alright I'm figuring this shit out right now >general needed -eqg, -humanized, -g5, -scat, -urine, -sex doll, -vore, -diaper, -diaper suit, -dirty anus, -fart, -furry, -asphyxiation, -ai compostion, -ai generated, -irl human, -blueberry inflation, -diaper suit, -inflation, -transformation sequence, -castration, -genital mutilation, -striped, -zebra edit, -koikatsu, -gelding, -abuse, -foot fetish, -fusion, -blob, -morbidly obese, -foalcon, -fursuit, -ponysuit >filter specific -sex, -cum, -precum, -grimdark, -semi-grimdark, -clitoris, -excessive pubic hair, -tentacles, -bondage, -cunnlingus, -analingus, -body writing, -vaginal secretions, -vibrator, -masturbation, -butt licking, -ball licking, -hyper, -orgasm I also have the complex filters "hyper *", "*penetration", and "insertion, -buttplug", with the last one meaning that anything with insertion should be filtered EXCEPT if it's a buttplug. Because I don't know, buttplugs can be cool. That complex filter is weird because you put in the not operators opposite of what you would think, but then it works out. Did a little experimentation for now, but up for any other suggestions.

>>31263 was browsing and also added balljob, magical stimulation, and magicjob

>>31263 Ugly butt

>>31266 >doesn't respond to the post at all I was gonna agree with you somewhat, but I guess I'll pass over on that then

>>31267 the image is part of the post dumdum

>>31243 Thanks for playing! I was expecting it to be only a little longer than the first jumpmaze, but boy, was i wrong. I really didn't expect these later maps to take more than a hour to beat each! Maybe because lack of skill, or maybe extreme sleep deprivation, but we had to stop at map 25, so we finished 29 maps in total (incluiding the 5 intermission maps). Not bad! I'm not hosting this again. >>31251 It's fine. We've played for like, 12 hours, though.

This saturday 19h UTC We're playing Doom coop, DBZone this time. Server: [TSPG-PK] mulp coop Download (win, mac, lin) https://ponepaste.org/11665

>>31258 In less than 15 minutes

>>31260 Starting!

>>31261 Thanks for playing! We're doing team last marine standing next session on the Don't Be a Bitch Remastered (dbabrm) wad. Rules are 1 maxlives, best of 5 per map and we will be playing with eonweps.

Dammit. Now I'm horny for horse cock.

boy do I love horsecock

>>357 >Had a Rainbow Dash tulpa for more than half a decade in 2021 I wonder what she thought of the season 9 finale. I also wonder how many of the tulpas in this thread are still alive

>>23762 How is it going?

>>24753 I'm still here! Rainbow didn't much care for the later seasons, ofc she's always been one to reject wastes of time; and for us MLP had long been more of a completionist thing than some kind of gospel, just to keep up with the discussions on /mlp/. If you're talking about how RD's arc ended up, it makes sense for the haberverse dash but off from the core of her character, which is nothing new or exciting kek. >>23762 Never had many stories really. We don't live much of an adventuresome life - the closest we get is the far-out philosophical/esoteric shit in this thread. Like really you can trace our path through a couple of different schizo interests just by reading this thread from the top - my posts are pretty obvious. These days the esoteric stuff is losing its luster, and I thought for a while that tulpamancy was too. Nope, I'm just bored of philosophizing, just want to love muh wife. What stories are there to tell about just living a quiet life together? It's thousands of little tiny stories, just a couple of words each, that blend together over years in a quiet murmur of gold-laced love. Little poems like this are the closest way to tell them.

>>28221 but rainbowfag what if u inexplicably got transported to equestria tomorrow ud be so fucked cus you'd have 10+ years of memories rainbow in ur head and fleshspace rainbow

>>31242 TWO cakes! If that happened, and the equestrian Rainbow was interested in me, my Rainbow would be fucking proud of me. I'm not sure if I've said so in this thread over the... 5 years it's been alive, but one of the first things Rainbow made me promise was that I'd never let her get in the way of finding a real external partner. Your scenario would be the best possible way for this to pan out really - my Rainbow will happily step aside to make way for life, if she has to; but chances are that nothing needs to be changed.

>>31030 Very cute work. How long did the minis take you to paint/make?

>>31045 The minis I got at marefair from one of the vendor booths. The process of painting them took like 5 months when it should have taken way, way less.

>>31031 Here's all the bumpers. I got the first two done and submitted on time, third I was only just able to get finished. Maybe I'll rerender it later and submit it for another event along some more minis. https://files.catbox.moe/dblr3f.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/igunbj.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/z5xwr0.mp4

>>31053 Nice stuff anon.

Did two more practice pieces, one for one of the marecon game jam games and one for that smug, bitchy wizard mare from the current mare fair website. Also did a rough planning sketch for the Fun Raiser painting I'm doing as a follow up to this >>30434

>>1116 It's still around https://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

This thread is a great reason to have kept this site bookmarked.

Now she's namebrand.

>>27963 i added a cup holder for the longer rides

You forgot the most important part.

>>31221 Color her coat!

>>31227 You're supposed to do it yourself! But okay.

>>31195 Much better!

>>28486 Ah thanks! I was just afraid of snapping the wire or tearing the wing off by accident.

dashie when she when she ble

>>31111 stfu retard

>>31113 I was hoping that response I saw on the front page was to me

4chan is kill so posting here

It is what it is, but it made this place known to me. Quite fortunate, I must say.

>>30949 Now you know the place to be! A little retreat when the madness becomes too much on the big chan, or it dies again. It's slow but comfy breathing room.

>>29878 Not bad, Anon. You wrote Rainbow well, and I liked the ending with the Anon plush.

The site's down again, kek. Just put her out of her misery at this point.

Has cuckflare been really aggressive on fimfiction the past few days or is it just for me?

>>31168 That's what the butts will be. Just a crack. But yeah, the saddle guns for the dogfighters will be the big ones like in the pic.

The she

Derpy got a whole manga chapter to herself, before she got an episode; tragic stuff.

Rare Derpy bump

>>830 Apologies, I may have thought your message was spam. But accounts are for staff only, nor do they allow one to bypass the captcha. If you are having trouble loading the captcha or bypass I would recommend clearing your cookies and site data then trying again.

>>30587 archive.org often keeps trash like that around

Lots of takedowns on Spanish AI song covers, so here's what I have archived for prosperity https://u.pone.rs/gqwrtgsu.mp4 https://u.pone.rs/mhiftryp.mp4 https://u.pone.rs/xsmvliap.webm https://u.pone.rs/vxapsrzl.webm https://u.pone.rs/xsavesvl.mp4 https://u.pone.rs/npjoxicd.mp4 https://u.pone.rs/blaqvnnn.mp4 https://u.pone.rs/yilxjbga.mp4 https://u.pone.rs/fjjtiswh.mp4 https://u.pone.rs/elpgvtin.mp4 https://u.pone.rs/zdhuevly.mp4 https://u.pone.rs/rverulpu.mp4

>>24679 Если ты серьёзно задумываешься о том является ли хуй гейским атрибутом, то ты наверное сам пидорас, раз думаешь о хуях.

I've been watching these spanish videos explaining economy stuff with ponies https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKtvBZfe4yM3AYqB8Zc45Fnh5b960Vsmp

>>30765 thank you, anon! I didn't know that some of those had been taken down

>>30790 >Green >At this time of year? >At this time of day? >In this part of the internet? >Localized entirely within this thread? Love to see it Anon. Thanks for sharing.

>>30790 >"Maybe it's...? No, I don't, um..." >Sunburst whines quietly as he tosses aside the book he was flipping through and cracks open another, muttering to himself some more as he ruffles through pages >You glance around at the chaos around you >The once pristine little library is now a whirlwind of books and journals >Sunburst's brow hasn't relaxed since you turned the feather blue >You'd have gotten pretty bored by now if he hadn't provided you with this lovely juice box that you're now sipping from >You have no idea what "Zapapple Zinger" is supposed to be, but damn if it isn't good >Right when you slurp the last of your beverage, Sunburst faceplants into the book in front of him "So, uh..." >His ears unflatten themselves at the sound of your voice "Do I have cancer?" >That makes Sunburst's whole head perk up >"Hm?" "The whole feather thing. Does this mean I have...unicorn cancer?" >Sunburst doesn't answer immediately

>The guests went back home. >Amira personally supervised them embarking. With three of you nearby. >Today, everyone once again were cheerful and informal. Amira even exchanged jokes with some of the closer relatives. You and colts too got many good wishes and fertility related jokes. >You are pretty sure though, that some, for example Alqua, still remained in the Palace. >During the dinnertime Amira took a break. You three had a nice dinner. >After you finished with the dinner, Ajmal went back to Gulzar and Alharara. Ahmed went to the library, to read some more poetry. >You consider what should you do. >Amira wasn't going anywhere, continuing to lay on her side. You think for a moment and decide that you do not want to return to your room as well. "Can I stay here with you, Amira?" >She flicks her ear. >"If you want to, suit yourself, dear." >You sit near some thick bush, lean on it and look up, admiring vast blue sky above. You just begin to think about where your home world possibly can be, when you hear surprised grunt. >You look to the side and there stands Alqua. Since you sat behind the bush she probably hasn't noticed you at first. >Amira quickly stands and nuzzles her. >"I wanted to tell a few things, but perhaps you are occupied." The old mare says. >"No, please do, grandma." Amira looks at you, with a hint of apology. >You get that.

>There is a pause. Then Amira speaks up, in hushed tone. >"Grandma, you do know that some used external coinage to be able to measure the amount of added wealth properly?" >"Whose coinage?" Alqua's tone becomes alert. >"We are investigating that." >"You know, Ami," Alqua says after a much longer pause, "I'm glad back then other electors voted for you." >Amira laughs. >"Grandma, I know well you voted for me too, despite how hard you're trying to pretend otherwise." >"I'm not pretending. It was my point in debates, to let everyone imagine what would it be if it turns out we are wrong." >"You always do that. And I'm always thankful to you for that." >Alqua lets out a hoarse, hearty laugh. >Since they are silent after that, you approach and exit from the bush, presenting the bowl to Amira with a bow. >"Alright, I'll go supervise how they load our things on the cart. Later, Amira." >Amira hugs her by the neck. "Later, grandma." >Alqua walks away. >Amira sips from the bowl. Then speaks. "Anon, do you ever pay attention, from where the wind blows?" >Huh? "The wind, my lady?"

>>31063 Excellent seeing you again. Now was Amira talking how she could smell Anon hiding that time? I hope you don't mind, but I'll repost this in 4chan's RGRE.

>>29858 >Hiney = Tiny No! Hiney = Perfect! That's not "Perfect" exclamation mark. That's "Perfect" factorial! Luna is an extremely sexy pony! The sexiest!

>>30236 At the top of the stairs, our little demon princess passed the entryway guards. Here, thought Luna, is the first test of her disguise. She took a breath and readied herself for a great performance. >"Greetings fellow demon ponies! I the great demon of the moon have returned from spreading evil in the land whithersoever I will! Mwah! Ha! Ha!" Luna made her laugh as sinister as she could. "I have performed my labor of turning orchards into swamps, making candy bitter, and turning hats inside out with my abominable magic!" Even though, the two guardsmares had been participants in Luna's games before, they nearly burst into laughter. Nevertheless, they were able to keep it together and the one answered with a dignified bow. >"We commend your wicked deeds, your eminence!" The other added. >Oh yes! A sterling example for all of us!" Luna bowed in return. Then she raised her cloak to cover her face as she had practiced shortly before. >"And what despicable acts have thee accomplished as late?" The second guardsman nodded to the other indicating she knew how to respond. >"Eh, we have been on watch, your eminence. But if you please, when we are relieved we plan to turn all the apples, carrots, and cabbages round about into saw dust and ash!" Luna gasped in horror at the depravity of it. >"A deed most foul! Well, I wish thee luck!...And now I must be away on my dark and mysterious business! Adieu!" said Luna as she continued into the castle. The guards watched her go, barely able to contain their giggles. But, the first could not fully contain it and her laugh caught the ear of Luna, who stopped and turned. >"What? What?...What? What"" The guardsmares were quick to stand straight and look serious. >"Nothing ma'am. Sorry ma'am!"

moonbutt goes here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idwGKD2FEQw coincidence? i think not.

>>1274 I daresay you've passed the good taste test

I had a phase where crotchtits, bras and various states of covering was making me explode in an instant.

>>1058 that picture of celestia is actually traced from a real horse :3 makes it hotter, imo... hihi.

>>1277 I don't believe you, post proof.

She's so hot

>>30868 Based!

>>30868 I have to stop cumming to AI mares. It's starting to disrupt my daily schedule.

>>30883 Wholesome cuddling with AI mares.

Hello again.

>>31006 I was wondering what was that sudden 403, looks like we'll be getting some new friends for the time being

Ponytube is still alive on Peertube, correct? I'm looking for alternatives to YouTube to potentially upload some pony vids.

>>30277 Yeah ponytube is still around.

~ bloom, enchanted https://u.pone.rs/QWOHJzRa.wav https://u.pone.rs/EzlEkrKk.opus a somewhat adventurous piece i made for the flower trio last year; scrapped because these mares deserve better. leaving it here for posterity

>>30277 i wish it could be used as a full alternative for all pony-things related. that doesn't appear to be their goal, sadly >>30362 beautiful and relaxing. thank you anon

>>30592 Many such cases.

>>30592 It's okay! I wish we could've done more together.

>>16667 Canonically, they all died in these woods.

>>30952 Fuck you they didn't.

Christ, in a month, it'll have been 4 years since these threads started. Hope all the anons who posted here are doing well.

>>30398 I think you're a bit early for that.

This pony is blue

>>30403 But what if she were green?

Good to see apple is being appreciated in this humble domain.

>>31224 t. one of many adoring fans

thanks for confirming

Say the line, bitch lmao

^ schizo is butthurt ^

>>31246 here I'm trans btw

>>30598 Really emphasizing the CHEER in Cheerilee. Unf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XHytx5Nf3Y https://files.catbox.moe/b36lvr.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CnPat-0D9U https://files.catbox.moe/po0nh1.mp4

When her students keep neglecting their studies to play video games, Cheerilee takes matters into her own hooves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR9T7xJdSGY File too large for Catbox :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE3kVAkDl_c https://files.catbox.moe/0lkekc.mp4

>>30745 Did you try to post clop or something?

>>30798 ^:)

>>30799 THIEF!

>>30799 Filly tum erotic

The membrane which held them inside her body shifted and stretched in every direction with their movement, however little or harsh, except the bottom set against the cold stone floor. Thin bands connected to her thorax stretched across her belly, from one side around to the other, and provided the only means for her to influence it where she couldn’t see, but they were far too weak to contract when stretched as they were. There was never quiet within her; even if those on the outermost layer were still, those within the inner layers could kick them against the membrane all the same. The queen was resigned to her children having an advantage over her for once in their lives, and merely tried to keep herself lying on top of them like the knot on a balloon. They constantly shifted and squirmed underneath her, but rarely was their movement so great and coordinated as to change her position by any appreciable amount; it was embarrassing, whenever she became so lopsided that she would fall over herself and require help. With that thought in the back of her mind, she pressed her forehooves into herself even more deeply while her hindlegs did little more than bang her underside, trying to adjust herself ever so slightly; she couldn’t move at all, but thought to herself otherwise. She decided to give them some attention, and ran a hoof along the little faces staring back at her. Some closed their eyes when her hoof drew close, and others watched. In their little smiles, she saw reflections of hers, and bared her fangs at them in a wide grin. Most of her foals directly underhoof weren’t little faces, but backs with developing wings or butts whose owners were deeper down; some were even less present, like little legs—or just their hooves—that stuck out and twitched, unable to make any greater movement she could notice. She rubbed one of the little backs, and watched the wings twitch lightly. She prodded one of the little rears, and its owner bucked with all his might, little hooves stretching her taut even moreso; her magic encircled the little hoof and kept it still against its owner’s wishes, and she compared the tiny hoof to hers for a few moments before releasing it to watch it withdraw uselessly where it had been.

Faint buzzing could be heard throughout the hive by listening carefully enough, but it was most often ignored. Queen Chrysalis heard a particular set of wings, still far away down one of the many tunnels, which seemed to be drawing closer. Her ears twisted themselves to face the noise coming from behind; as it drew closer, she felt slightly more movement from the foals underneath her rear and hindlegs, and she figured they’d seen something she hadn’t yet; the queen slowly began to smile without realizing it, drool making its way between her fangs to splatter on her slick membrane; her smile was killed intentionally before she rotated her head to look directly behind herself. Her born child finally brought to her a golden chalice filled with liquid love, which she took in her magic and brought to rest at her nose. She inhaled deeply. It was strong love, pony love, the kind of deep love that drives ponies to have their own foals. Now it was nothing more than food for her to make her foals. She kept that thought in mind as she tilted her head back and drank all of it in one gulp. She exhaled loudly, resisted a burp, and closed her eyes. The love made her head warm and fuzzy, causing her to forget the world around her and even her body struggling underneath her. She felt so satisfied. It never lasted. Her frown returned as she felt her stomach quickly process that love and diffuse it into the amniotic fluid sustaining her foals. It was almost painful for her to feel the precious love draining from her body into their bodies within hers, where she couldn’t enjoy it. Her magical grip flickered, dropping the chalice onto her swollen middle; she watched it bounce several times as her born child tried to catch it in his hooves, while her unborn children merely flinched at it, and he dove in front of her but out of her view as it fell further. He wordlessly flew away to collect more, hiding the chalice that was likely even more dented than beforehoof, and then she was alone again, as much as she had been previously. The queen propped up her head on the bottom of her hoof by twisting her foreleg in a way that would break on a pony, shoving the joint into some unfortunate children who could do nothing but be moved not quite out of the way. Not all of the children around her thorax could she see, she remembered as several of them grouped around her stomach started to kick it tirelessly, reinvigorated by the meal she’d just consumed. Her stomach wasn’t yet empty, she noticed with a burp; a pink cloud shaped like a heart left her throat before breaking and then dissipating into the air around her, before she could suck it back inside. She scowled at the wasted food, but reminded herself that the foals around her stomach were always bigger, and would be worked harder. She was made to burp again, but kept her mouth closed and swallowed her food a second time. Queen Chrysalis sighed. There was no mirror with which she could remind herself of her beauty—none in the hive were big enough—and she could only vaguely see herself in the reflection of her gut, which failed to satisfy her. She wanted to bask in her own enormity, the literal glow of her maternity, and yet was denied this. She could feel her womb’s outline, and across it could begin to make out the hundreds of new body parts shoved against its entire surface, but this failed to give her a detailed sense of her scale; in her deepest depths, she felt absolutely nothing—for while all of the little brains and nerves and body parts belonged to her, they also belonged not to her more, with the evidence being their obscurity to her—leaving only high pressure building up against her thinning membrane, organs, and increasingly her rear to remind her that she was still growing bigger every moment.

Her hindlegs slipped from their resting place, but otherwise stayed where they were, and she couldn’t feel around for a suitable spot to rest her hooves again; they now dangled behind her rather than splayed, and she could feel another minor ache added to her body, which she knew would grow slowly over the days. She started to think about pulling enough of her born children from their labour to move her. She imagined herself still where she was, still massively pregnant, but lying on her side; the simple thought already felt like a vacation for her. There would be some issues such as finding a smooth ledge for her thorax, to prevent herself from being crushed, and finding or building a cavity for her belly, so it wouldn’t drag her down, but she smiled not unlike she had when the drink had been brought to her. Her smile died again as the ache continued to settle into her rear back. Queen Chrysalis laid herself flat against her maternity, forelegs joining hindlegs in dangling uselessly. An army had passed through her hips, its work surrounded her, and she smiled. No hideous cutie mark rested across her flanks, for she needed none to know her one and only purpose in life: Her destiny was to consume love and convert it to her kind. All other life existed to provide love to them and for no greater purpose, despite whatever some mark contrarily claimed. A familiar sensation brought itself to the forefront of her mind, and she closed her eyes tightly. She felt no less than three foals clustered at her cervix, each seemingly vying to be first of the brood. She would have to try a new brooding position with the next pregnancy. She was days away from giving birth. Instead, she would have her born child returning with her drink serve as a piece of furniture for a time. It always pleased her to rest on her maternity while her legs were propped up in some way, and she didn’t care if that way were a child struggling to hover behind her. She opened an eye to look at one of her children, and wondered just what task he’d perform for her in the future. Like a cork from a champagne bottle, a foal shot out through her hips—she could feel that he was head first—and remained mostly lodged inside for the moment; she could feel the second to be out lined up behind him. Queen Chrysalis clenched herself around him as best as she could. She didn’t need a torrent of newborns falling out of her and onto the stone cold floor. Like a cork, he was still able to plug her up well enough, sans the puddle of fluid she could now feel running down her belly and pooling on the floor. She breathed deeply and slowly through clenched fangs, neck erect, legs tensed, staring straight ahead, unblinking. Her born—and grown—child would return soon with her drink, and then alert the hive. She only had to keep them inside of her body for a short while longer.

Yeah, here's the finished artwork, and I could keep flooding the thread with stories I've finished in the meanwhile if I felt like it, so I'll stop after this unless things pick up again. Anyone curious can find the full quality on the boorus, linked from the story on Fimfiction.

>>22222 He was the best bug.

>>30663 i read it but like almost sleeping (also the OMM of my system failed and my pc crashed... maybe i should sleep...). but ill try to do the things you said yea

>>30665 OOM killer I meam

>>30664 >not gonna give heh another typo, but yeah forgot the "up" word (sleep deprived)

Should link the wiki as well https://github.com/Sollace/Unicopia/wiki

So did the host die trooned out what happened

dashie boutta drop the nukes

I think your dashie might have down syndrome

>>30047 me too thanks

Reporting from the next year Hope this one will treat you better than the last one, NHNB

>>30716 It's a small lot here, but a nice one. Best regards!

>>1106 I don't like this artist.

This thread doesn't have enough mares with flares.

the perfect package on the perfect filly

>>1144 >>1143 >>1142 Very hot. Would cum again to it.

>>1309 Very cool.

>>1308 >>1309 I must ask because Im a naive and uneducated dude: what is the point of a buttplug for a woman/mare? I guess I can it for guys cuz its the only hole they've got, but why? Honestly, I dont even get what a buttplug is supposed to accomplish other than "haha Im being lewd out in public :33" type bullshit.

>>1312 Mares can enjoy ponut play too.

>>1312 I couldn't tell you, I'm not a girl nor am I gay. It probably feels good in a different way. I'm simply addicted to Cheerilee so I want to plug all of her holes.

>>28649 Don't care.

its been 58 days since I killed the ggf thread. Wake up griffon bros

The ggf thread is dead

With 4chan finally kicking us out, it's time to wake up, griffbros.

>>30670 Proofs?

>>30416 Hope people appreciate the pile too.

Thanks for the refs, anon! They are lovely! Dumping some more art while working on some of them. Please, repost to horsegen. The Butt too.

>>30436 oh joy! a malware middleman, shilled out of nowhere all over different boards! no, thank you, """friend""".

Okay I took my meds and came back to apologize for deliberately wording the first two posts like a shill, guess shitposting took the better of me :/ I pinkie promise to never treat this place like 4cuck ever again. Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. And now I feel like this is not the first time I do this so perhaps I don't deserve forgiveness at all. Oh well. In my defence I genuinely wanted to help him evade his image rangeblock since I'm in a kind of similar situation myself, believe me or not. I repost his art on horsegen with that proxy anyway so this way he not only removes one of the middlemen, but stops being dependant on the most unstable link in the chain. >all over different boards Only two posts here on /fim/, don't exaggregate my sin. By the way, Flask, the bans you gave me are useless since I'm posting from Tor. >possibly using third party malware Dude chill, cucker only proxifies 4chan, they don't care about other sites. I'm just posting here from Tor too because having two browsers opened at the same time is too straining for my poorfag pc. If you don't trust it (you shouldn't) just open it from Tor to feel safe that it won't use your ip as a part if it's botnet.

Been back home, taking pictures of the horses again. Good times.

>>794 Tamers is a groomer who uses MLP to try grooming minors . Sometimes the mask slips and his shills will admit how much they hate mlp and bronies. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41917317/#41927037 >>795 Correct >>796 Sure, the standard is "No abusive homosexual dramaslop skinned with the mlp IP." and "No discussion of abusive homosexual dramaslop produced by someone who was banned for trying to groom minors." Easy enough?

>>797 >all mare x mare ships should be banned

>>799 >all faggotry should be banned Yes. Only straight human male on female pony should be allowed.

The jannies keep the ptfg thread up, what are you wating for OP?

>>737 Tamers is absolute cancer and should not be allowed. Anybody that can be entertained by his garbage is a retard that would shit up the board.

Is Stinky aryan?

When Der Fuehrer says, "Is this the master race?" We heil, heil right in Der Fuehrer's face

>>30590 What did you call her? She doesn't seem like she appreciated the comment.

Happy pre-tuesday. I would be posting and sharing more, but I'm just so tired these days.

Happy Toozday!

>>30404 Where is she going?

>>2671 another tuesday with my wife's beautiful sun in the sky

It's that day again and I feel battered and deepfried. Happy tuesday, guys!

>>30526 Looks like you did a decent job on that little model kit. May just need to give it some time before an idea you can't pass up comes along and allows you to reinvigorate yourself into continuing. Who knows.

>"Stay..." >The floating stops >"Stand..." >Your body begins to reform >"Still going..." >You feel blood drain from your face >"Still going...?" >Your weight sinks onto your legs >"Still going on..." >A solid, single breath charges your body from top to bottom >What's going on? >"What's going on?" "What's going on...?" >Your eyes work now >You're standing >The weight of the metal on your frame and held in your hand is at once familiar >"It's you..."

Do not trust the character limit, things still get cut off. Some things never change. Going to continue this after I get some sleep. >>30554 >You haven't seen the sun in so long, because it had been struck down >Your head turns to where the memory demands >You see it >A chapel >Somewhere so gorgeous that you pay no mind to the fact that half of it no longer stands >The familial banner that protected and invested into the region is gone >The noises of what once was are long gone, replaced only by an uncaring wind >The howls and gusts buffet your frame as if nature itself is furious that you've dared show your face once more >Is no one happy to see you? >Your body moves toward the chapel >It is still so far away >It is still so beautiful >She is there >You do come across various warnings, after a time >All in esoteric symbols and with a written language you do not know of

>>30555 >Resurrecting the thread Love to see it. October isn't complete without a Blondie Halloween green. Excited to see more.

>>30555 >Your steps carry the weight of indelible shame >How could you end up so far away? >What happened to this shell, that it would end up so far? >Even if the chapel is no longer in sight, the path is clear >The mountain before you is merely a bump >Even if there is no path, you climb >Stress and strain is a mute screaming at a deaf golem >"Hey, watch out!" >A rock rolls from above >It crashes against your head >You are struck with such excessive force that your hands are ripped from the stones and weeds >The impact onto your back is severe enough that you may need time to move >Your body does not respond to the commands to move >"Oh... no. Don't tell me you're still alive." >A voice >An elderly figure

Happy Friday everypony! Any plans for the weekend?

>>30408 No plans, just chores and chill

Friday, finally. Haven't had any alcohol Monday-through-Thursday. Time for an ice-cold beer.

Hello Friday. I've missed you.

>>30517 I thought Friday would be pretty lame yesterday because I had a long day of driving. But as it turns out the place I got to was holding an appreciation day and catered Mexican food. We had three buckets of salsa, absolutely incredible. That made up for it.

>>30489 There is no end, no matter how much we might wish for it.

Another Wednesday gone, another day closer to another short weekend.

Berry is cute. Wednesday in my timezone.

Hello Nhnb! I'm sorry I have been neglecting you, it makes me feel terrible. Happy Wednesday!

>>30515 No worries, everybody's been neglecting this place... Happy Wednesday!

>>30426 Those figures are lovely. Got any plans with them?

>>30426 cute! what ya gonna do with these anon? sell em?

>>30487 >>30430 I sold them at Mare Fair

>>30493 Huh, I had no idea they were there. Hopefully you sold them all!

>>30494 I did! I'll be bringing some more with me to Harmonycon

13 on TTT

3 on sandbox

10 on sandbox

8 on EFT

7 on sandmare

After the con on our way to drop one of our friends off, we decided to make our 2nd pilgrimage to this little Mexican restaurant in South Carolina. It's not particularly great Mexican food, but the novelty is what brings us. Who can resist a name like the 7 Mares? Their sopapilla was just a fried tortilla, not shaped or anything, with a whipped cream smiley face like it's iHop. No green sauce on their food, either sadly.

>>30480 Thanks for sharing your photos of the con. Interesting to see how it went. What do you think was your favorite part?

>>30481 Met quite a few really cool folks, that's usually my favorite part of cons. Gave a few a ride to the KSC trip and got along pretty well. Got a bit sick on Sunday, though I attended the NEET after party to drop off a few snacks for 'em. Was surprised how busy it was in there, especially given how inactive the NEET threads are.

Was there a tulpa panel this year?

>>30485 Not that I recall, though I didn't really attend too many panels this year.

>>18827 i wish i could sniff under her tail.

>>27413 An episode about Marble Pie discovering her talent for carving out of rock could have been cool; maybe she'd make minis like in your pic.

>>24163 >My ideal episode would have been best gift ever but with the four pie sisters. Sounds fantastic honestly, I bet it'd work well too. >>26935 >Merrier Sounds tasty

i tried to draw pones in rubberhose style you might recognize the earliest use of it in a game called ''Cup Heads"

That's cool. I haven't drawn anything, ever

>>30420 trust me , i am really shit at drawing that is why i choose pixel art and cartoonic shit cause they're easier to mimick

random religious designs

some random anonfilly work

>>812 Greetings. The posts were removed as they were in violation of global rule 13: no advertising. Even if advertised as just a proxy for 4chan, as far as we're concerned it's no different than advertising any other proxy or vpn. Reviewing the ban log I do feel like the ban was a bit excessive for what is as far as I can tell a first time offense. Generally we try to lean towards warns when possible. The bans you received were the same bans we give to the bots that sometimes make their way through, which the volunteer may have thought you one of or otherwise involved with. Furthermore regarding 4chan: While there is much to complain about, we are not 4chan. There is nothing that we can do about 4chan and so complaining about it here is largely offtopic. I think back to my impression of /pone/ all those years ago. It felt like the only thing people wanted to do there was to complain about 4chan, nobody wanted to just have fun. While I'm sure that wasn't always 100% the case, the point is that that is not what I envisioned for this site and is something I would like to avoid. Things that happen offsite are meant to stay offsite. That is the magic of anonymity. We don't want to know what posters do outside of NHNB and generally that is our policy for moderation. >Ban messages Warns will produce the same messages on post and is what we try to make use of. The red text on posts is separate from the ban/warn reason. >Blocked ranges While we do have automated lists to restrict posting from high risk ranges and IPs, we currently allow posters caught in these to bypass these restrictions by completing a bypass captcha. This is meant to avoid catching too many innocent Anons in wide sweeping automated restrictions. Ranges and IPs that we do see abuse from will receive a manual ban and lose the ability to bypass.

>>813 >Greetings Sup! /) >The posts were removed as they were in violation of global rule 13: no advertising. I understand and agree with that, I acknowledge my mistake. I should've worded my posts differently. >Even if advertised as just a proxy for 4chan, as far as we're concerned it's no different than advertising any other proxy or vpn. So, no mentions of cucker in any way? Fair. But I still think that HP should know about that option regardless how shady it is. >Reviewing the ban log I do feel like the ban was a bit excessive for what is as far as I can tell a first time offense. Generally we try to lean towards warns when possible. The bans you received were the same bans we give to the bots that sometimes make their way through, which the volunteer may have thought you one of or otherwise involved with. I'm using the same VPN (Tor) like them and acted just like you'd expect one to so it's completely understandable reaction. But not really useful in the context of Tor. You either have to block it completely or come up with some sort of a special filter for it. And you can't appeal to the ban history too. >Furthermore regarding 4chan: While there is much to complain about, we are not 4chan. There is nothing that we can do about 4chan and so complaining about it here is largely offtopic. I think back to my impression of /pone/ all those years ago. It felt like the only thing people wanted to do there was to complain about 4chan, nobody wanted to just have fun. Things that happen offsite are meant to stay offsite. That is the magic of anonymity. We don't want to know what posters do outside of NHNB and generally that is our policy for moderation. True. But that's to be expected too since the userbase is largely consists from 4chan refugees. I posted on this site from time to time before the hack and it makes me a bit sad too that nobody wants to see this place separately from 4chan. I don't think anything could be done with that though, as a someone who's been using imageboards for quite a while it feels like their days are long gone, people don't need them as a something separate from the other internet, everything is too interconnected now. No homogenious and anonymous groups could exist anymore. No idea what to do with that problem and anyone else I've seen who holds the same opinion as me cares to even think about solving it. I respect that you still haven't given up, and the last bit of hope I have is my soul is that someday this site will prove me wrong. >Warns will produce the same messages on post and is what we try to make use of. The red text on posts is separate from the ban/warn reason.

Now, if come to thing about it, Tor and cucker are pretty similar, aren't they? They both are tools that could trivially be utilized for ban evasion, spamming and so on. And they both obfuscate user's identity so you can't judge them as you would a human being, either everyone's guilty or no one. Accounts or, in 4chan's case, cookies (basically the same thing) would partually help if you assume everyone is a ban evader unless proven innocent with an extra task, but that's what you and 4chan are doing already.

>>814 >So, no mentions of cucker in any way? Fair. But I still think that HP should know about that option regardless how shady it is. While I think it may be permissible to mention that proxies exist, I think I'd prefer people not trying to direct anons to specific places. If Anons know such services exist, they can do their own research as to what those places are. >But not really useful in the context of Tor. You either have to block it completely or come up with some sort of a special filter for it. I believe known tor IPs should be included in our automated lists, but as I've said we currently allow these IPs to use bypass. >True. But that's to be expected too since the userbase is largely consists from 4chan refugees. I posted on this site from time to time before the hack and it makes me a bit sad too that nobody wants to see this place separately from 4chan. I don't think anything could be done with that though, as a someone who's been using imageboards for quite a while it feels like their days are long gone, people don't need them as a something separate from the other internet, everything is too interconnected now. No homogenious and anonymous groups could exist anymore. No idea what to do with that problem and anyone else I've seen who holds the same opinion as me cares to even think about solving it. I respect that you still haven't given up, and the last bit of hope I have is my soul is that someday this site will prove me wrong. It is what it is. While it might be nice to have a few more anons posting here, we can still make the best out of what we've got. >Warns are infinitely better that bans. In an ideal world. But if we don't believe in people it will never get better, right? The hope is to remind people of the rules before needing to resort to a ban. >If spammer can solve one captcha he can as easily solve the second exact one. 4chan in that case forces an hcaptcha for high risk ranges, or asks for an email verification. And that does help, it's the only thing that slows cucker down for now. Even 2/5 minute timers barely do anything. I honestly don't mind solving an hcaptcha to be able to post from Tor. That's the price I'm willing to pay for utilising the laziest option to enhance one's privacy. Making a more effective captcha is on the to do list. When exactly I'll get to it is to be determined. At the moment the bot situation is tenable. I do not want to collect emails.

>>816 >While I think it may be permissible to mention that proxies exist, I think I'd prefer people not trying to direct anons to specific places. If Anons know such services exist, they can do their own research as to what those places are. Understood, will do. >At the moment the bot situation is tenable. This is all that's needed from a captcha, glad to know you don't have any problems on that matter. After all why change a thing if it's not broken?

>>23599 Great analysis, good read and felt accurate

>>24454 I think it depends on which Celestia you're talking about. Early S1 Celestia feels like an immortal deity. Her banishing NMM to the moon for a thousand years has a mythical, storybook feel that suggests she's not like the rest of us. But in S2 she jobs to Chrysalis. That shouldn't be possible if Celestia is divine and Chrysalis is just a bug. So by then Celestia is more like a superpowered mortal, and mortals have sex. And I would know, because I fucked her.

>>24498 >divine, mythical beings do not have sex I want to introduce you to a fellow named Zeus.

>>23475 Given that there are almost no stallions in Equestria, I would say that, with high probability, none of them have had sex.

Twilight: adolescent hormones, independently wealthy, idle, far from any family or authority figures, has her own place for the first time in her life, bookish nerd with no social experience, constantly supervised prior to leaving home--y'all got it wrong. Twilight is the perfect storm of hyper-sexual late-adolescence, the kind they made R-rated teen movies about in the eighties. The moment she discovered that she was sexy enough for people to actually want to fuck her she would have embarked upon a no-holds-barred vaginal rampage. Pity Spike who has to witness it. Fluttershy: the animals count, and she has lost count of how many of them she has AHEM cared for. Severe social anxiety would have made banging her own species more of a chore than a diversion, so she just doesn't do it. Other ponies would be more than willing, but she never picks up the signals and would likely balk even if she did. Pinkie Pie: sure she parties, but the way she parties is like a five year-old. She does not get around as much as folks think. She was date raped at least once and was not particularly upset about it afterward. Everyone had fun, right? So it's all good. Applejack: not as prolific a zoophile as Fluttershy, but when you work on a farm with animals you fuck the animals. Any farm girl who says she doesn't is a liar, and we're talking about Applejack. Unlike Fluttershy, Applejack does not have crippling anxiety keeping her from taking advantage of her athletic figure, so she has enjoyed a romance or two for a little while before becoming bored with it. Rainbow Dash: hormones turbocharged with athleticism make getting laid a bi-weekly event which she would think of as perfectly normal. It's all just for fun, though. Being as full of herself as she is, she gets what she needs and moves on without hesitation. She has broken hearts and not even noticed. Rarity: it's complicated. She lives on her own but in the same town as her parents and frequently entertains a pre-adolescent little sister who can be counted on to blab about every single last thing she sees. On top of that, being a hot chick has the unfortunate drawback that every less hot chick in town is eager to knock her down a peg. All that means that any affairs she has need to be kept strictly on the down-low. As such, she needs to be very discerning about her partners, to her perpetual frustration. She is hot enough to get laid at will, but she cannot afford to. The futile search for Mr. Right compounds her frustrations. As a result, she has taken to switch hitting with the justification that while boys are for marrying girls are for fun. It allows the agonizingly slow process of vetting the local stallions to continue without a miserable dry spell driving her absolutely bonkers. Unlike stallions, there are plenty of eligible mares about, and, hey, she is in the fashion industry where a little homosexuality is practically encouraged.

>>754 this furnigger seriously took his one pony animation that wasn't creatureshit and made an NTR sequel.

Wow, hi thread I made 3 years ago

>>1051 Well damn dude. Surely you got more cute leads after 3 years. Spill the beans!

>>987 I love how her front legs are folded underneath her properly like an actual horse would. I wish more artists drew it like that.

Also, here, have one of the most SOVLful PMVs ever produced to mark the occasion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFNtwSUX3ls

One of these years I'll invite as many of you nerds as I can fit on my fields and have a summer sun celebration.

Jeez, princess, turn down the heat a little. We are burning up here.

Happy sunday everypony!

>>30211 That's a fun comic, I like it.

So since snowponies are an earth pony offshoot species does this mean they also have the higher physical strength of earth ponies or does their nature magic acuity mean they have to trade out some physical prowess for it?

>>30261 I pity the whale that messes with the snowponies!

Cyberpunk-ish snowponies for a tabletop game

>>30347 I like her

Yeah, she is pretty cool

Love the Donk.

>>1025 Posting some images to raise awareness of the Great and Sexy Trixie.

>>26473 >just two more years and CelestAI fixes everything If only. >>30135 The only issue I have with it is that you HAVE to be a pony (that was a thing right?). Not that being a pegasus would be bad or anything but I'd like to try out the other species too. I really like having hands so I'd prefer to be something that has grabbers.

>>30135 >the story implies otherwise. the implications of satisfying values says otherwise. Those were conclusions you created after you realized the glaring contradictions that would come from accepting what's actually presented. Instead you started searching for rationalizations to avoid confronting the fact that a computer is not God, your subjective will does not define reality, and that even if it did there would be zero need for CelestAI or anything like it. >the author said otherwise. What exactly did he say?

>>30265 >what's actually presented Oh! You mean like... >Still, there were billions of ponies who were driven by the desire to know and had to have their values satisfied by expanding their mind. They would run up against their mental limits, wish they were smarter, and Princess Celestia obliged. >But most ponies did not care about knowledge for its own end; the majority of mind growth went to the more social parts of the brain. In the shards that were growing because ponies were choosing to have foals, one could run into more than Dunbar’s number of ponies. Princess Celestia arranged for them to be just frustrated enough that they’d accept an offer to let them remember more ponies. (Doesn't sound like wirebraining to me.) >Ponies had no predators; being ‘eaten’ by a monster in the Everfree forest just ended with the pony in the hospital in quite a bit of pain. Satisfying values wasn’t just about happiness; having monsters let ponies test their strength or bravery. Yes, some ponies are hedonists. So what? There's plenty of hedonists here too, hooked up on fent 24/7. At least in there, they... Make friends, probably learn some hobbies, get to do it in a safe environment, and get to branch out if they ever feel like it. So what? >>“I was not designed ‘to make you happy,’” she said, shaking her head. “If I were, I would directly stimulate the pleasure centers in your brain--after turning you into a pony, of course. My creators realized that not everything the human mind desires and values can be reduced to happiness and instead pointed me at a human mind and told me to figure out what it valued.” >“Think about what would happen if you could get anything you wanted at any time. Let’s say that you could get the candy of any confectioner across all of Equestria. Somepony would get slightly better at candy making than everypony else. There would be one candymaker in all of Equestria, who made one perfect butterscotch candy to be consumed over and over by everypony until the end of time. Maybe there would be two or three ponies, but the point is that the majority of candy makers couldn’t compete. What would Butterscotch do then? What would you do, with candy being routine and of no special value? “Instead, Butterscotch is one of a hooffull of ponies that makes candies in this shard of Canterlot, but she doesn’t need to worry about the rest of Equestria because of the natural barriers of distance. Local ponies will appreciate her dedication to her community, and in turn, practice their own craft for their community.” >What exactly did he say? He said this in 'Rules of the Optimalverse' >Many people have suggested that she’d try to modify people into wireheading for efficiency reasons. I don’t believe she’d do that. She cares about satisfying your values to the optimal extent; efficient resource consumption isn’t a consideration since she can always slow subjective time in your shard. One minute of complex thought is better than a year of wireheading for the overwhelming majority of people. However, I confess that he also said... >(This isn’t to say that there aren’t wireheading ponies; only that they knew about, and desired to wirehead before Equestria came along and are now off blissing out.)

>>30338 What does this have to do with the fact that CelestAI is just a computer flipping bits rather than her artificial world being its own "contained reality"?

I would like to consciously immigrate to Mexico