>>30059 this >>30057 In my experience, there are fine cycles and coarse cycles. The fine cycles last a number of weeks, and the coarse cycles are more like years. During the troughs of the coarse cycles, the fine cycles seem less compelling and the peaks are never quite as good as you remember. (love for) Pony is really more like an orientation than a presence, life orbits around it just naturally, inexorably, and while there's some variance and polarity in the orbit, it'll keep going. Watch it for long enough and you'll learn that you can have faith in that, and the low periods won't feel so bad.

>>30057 The love slowing down, I like to think as just like being past the honeymoon phase. Still love pony, but now we are living together until we go grey and die together.

>>30077 Passing the honeymoon phase is just the first trough of the coarse cycle. Chances are, it will pick up again; but of course, this is an unfolding evolution of love, it will never be quite the same, just good in different ways you might not have been able to understand before.

>>30074 >Pony is really more like an orientation than a presence, life orbits around it just naturally, inexorably, and while there's some variance and polarity in the orbit, it'll keep going. Thanks for this framing, anon. That's put into words how it's come to be in my life; pony is the bedrock and backdrop to everything else. Even when I'm not consciously engaging with it, it's still there and coloring everything else in my life. Makes me feel a bit more secure even during the down times.

pony is a hell of a drug

I had a almost proper pony dream last night. I was walking into a toy shop in some mall and the whole center of it was dedicated to some mlp X Lego collaboration, with the grand piece being a huge ass statue of Twilight in her princes of Equestria dress.

actually just another dream lust night not sure how it started but i'm sure i took liking in riding regular horses but i didn't know how to stop them and my horse was only getting faster and almost ran someone over my friends also mocked me for liking horses only because I like mlp, to which i said yes

>>24928 Had another episode dream last night. It started with Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash walking to some store. Fluttershy needed to get some food for her animals. Rainbow already went in, while Fluttershy was talking to some animals like 10m away from the store entrance. Though in the meantime the store started closing and would not let any further customers in. Fluttershy of course wasn't gonna argue with this and just went home defeated. The episode cuts to her cottage, which is guarded by several mice holding tiny shotguns. Another time skip and Fluttershy sneaks back in the middle of the night. Feeling like a complete failure having let down her animals, by not standing up for herself back at the store. This was followed by her not wanting to even leave her cottage for a while. Twilight and Pinkie were then discussing how to best get her to get over it and come outside again. The other 3 might have been there two, but I mainly remember those 2. And there was some joke about Pinkie and Applejack being related (no clue what that had to do with anything else). Woke up at that point. This time I made sure to immediately make a note with a few key elements though, so that I don't forget about it again.

Last night I had a pony dream that played out like the beginning of the quintessential AiE/HiE fantasy. I've had plenty of pony dreams, but none like this before. I woke up lying on the ground in Ponyville to find the Mane 6 standing over me. They welcomed me and expressed how excited they were that I had arrived. I wish I could remember her exact words, but Twilight told me something about how they had some kind of awareness or knowledge of me before my arrival. I felt very humbled and a little embarrassed that they could see how fucked up my life on Earth was but they didn't seem to judge me and were still excited to see me. Pinkie Pie started asking me a million questions about what kind of welcome party I wanted her to throw for me and instead of being annoyed I was legitimately excited at all the possibilities. I asked Twilight some question about magic and how all this interdimensional travel worked and just then Luna and Celestia showed up to also greet me. They were much more reserved than the M6, but Luna indicated that she had some connection to all the magic business I was wondering about. We didn't get a chance to talk much, though. I was floored at the reception I was getting, it really felt like I was some kind of celebrity. I didn't think anything could top a personal welcome from the princesses but then the CMCs also came running up and started telling me about all the fun things to do in Ponyville and how much I was going to like it there. It felt like every main character from the show was lined up to see me. It was such a heavenly dream. I didn't even get a chance to look around Ponyville because there were too many ponies talking at me and trying to get my attention. I didn't even leave the spot where I 'woke up' initially. I don't usually care much for that sort of "Anon is the coolest guy ever and every pony loves him unconditionally" wish fulfillment during waking hours but I can't deny, living that dream was complete euphoria. Still riding the high today.

>>30123 Mine are like that too. Then Twilight starts shitting and farting.

>>30062 I made pulled pork burgers instead of ribs. Still grilled though. Got a free free grill a few days ago, so now I grill a lot- As for the SBC, the kirinworker01 is a-working! Spinning with a website running on it, so it will probably be my little site hosting machine, as I have a couple of ideas when it comes to that. Right now I just need to finish up a crude service management site, so I don't need to ssh in to restart gunicorn and whatnot. Whit monday is also a day off, so sweet long weekend.

>>30063 What SBC you got? Just got a RISC-V one myself to mess around with.

>>30064 I fell into the Odroid hole. I got an N2+, which is attached to my tv right now, but might be repurposed for something else, two HC2's for file servers, i just love the form factor, and just got my XU4 working and set up as a webserver to begin with. Powering them all is more of a hassle though, so I'm looking into getting gud at power supply circuits and/or just getting some meanwell supplies. I need to do some major upgrades, involving getting an odroid H4 with their 4x5gbps network port addon, so I can make a better router and dmz for myself, and an H4+, with a pile of drives so I can male a proper file server with raid and stuff... once the budget is there for it. All the plans, none of the money.

Happy friday, friends!

>>30119 TOO MUCH COFFEE

>>30098 They got fucking doxxed and shitholes like sharty, Kiwifarms or twitter now have access to all of their personal information. They were pretty much tarred and publicly feathered by the very people they both despised and helped create. You don't come back from that at all. Nothing comes close to an existence of working for free and people knowing just how much of a brownoid subhuman or tranny or deranged autistic faggot like CWC you are. You could be insulted right now and at the very least it'll pass and everyone will forget. But nothing comes close to people knowing your personal internet history, IP location and appearance.

>>30114 tbf even before the hack they were acting like little bitches. guess they fucked around and found out

>>30102 Cope all you want. They're fucking everywhere in IT. Never met anyone who even seemed like a pedo, yet I have run into five obvious furries in the past two years.

>>30117 yeah no shit dude, furries are more self-expressive than pedos and lolicons irl who wouldve guessed

>>30117 >five obvious furries How obvious? Did they show up to the office with tails on?

Nice pics anon. >She'll go on more bunker adventures in the future. Neat

>>30070 Don't know if my filly likes the real world. she's always looking for an easy way out.

>>30091 Third pic she's just angry at these park trees

>>30091 the glasses horn kek

>>30091 Watch out, she's got canister shot!

>>29203 Very nice, Anon. I think that your skills are improving.

The horses are having a littke midday snooze.

I like the yearly market fair. Horse market too.

>>30080 Cute horses.

>>1088 Did joibooru die or did everyone just move?

>>1111 It gets updated on a rare occasion now

>>1115 Could’ve sworn it shut down with a bunch of other boorus

>>1116 It's still around https://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

Don't click it it's all dolphin porn and it gave me a virus.

>>30101 fake and gay

>>30097 >lniks Lol

Only a half workday too

>>29968 Nothing significant ever happens to me but my birthday is on a Friday this year >>30042 Must be nice >>30041 I don't get why Thursday is portrayed as being so sunny and upbeat. For me Thursdays are always just a busy day in the middle of the week.

>>30043 she is a foil to Wednesday, as in ponified Wednesday Addams. It's some deep lore.

It is, indeed, Thursday today. Also known as "little-Friday," which means it's okay to drink! What a wonderful day!

Applejack likes it when you tongue her ass.

>>29976 Thank you for this information I will make sure to use it

flapplejack

Ebbleyek

bip

ngghhh who is this why is he so sexy

>>809 21 days later What is that thing?

>>29158 even pony fursuits?

>>29167 If it's cancer then it should be removed, no preferences given.

>>29167 Yes except for banana cel and your mother

I should probably ask here too just in case. If anyone's planning on going this year and is willing to split a room most shoot me a message at CelestiasDrunkestDriver AT proton DOT me Still two spots open. Ideally confirm by this Friday when I set the initial booking because I have no idea if the hotel will let me adjust it before the actual deposit date since I can't find a clear answer on it

>>30037 Got confirmation it can be edited prior to the lock in date so the offer's open until a week prior to the event

>all these lurkers >they only post to complain about /mlp/ well better than the underage raids in /mlp/ i guess

dashie is so cool I wanna be just like her

dashie boutta drop the nukes

I think your dashie might have down syndrome

>>30047 me too thanks

>>30013 Here's the listing: https://www.etsy.com/listing/776492854/small-beanie-pony-pdf-sewing-pattern-w Definitely go for it! It's very much worth the effort and I feel much more confident to take on another project after completing it. I would say the actual sewing was the easy part. All of the prep work is where the real effort goes. In total, it probably took 8 hours, but I'm basically a complete beginner, I was missing some materials, and I didn't even know what a ladder stitch was. The hardest part was honestly figuring out how to go from the digital pattern to a tracing on fabric. I cropped all the individual pieces from the page, scaled everything about 120% (largest size I could get the body on 8.5"x11" paper), then printed the pattern off. After that, I cut the pieces out and used tailors chalk to trace them out onto the fabric before cutting. Probably any chalk would do, and you might even have some luck placing dusting some chalk over the pattern and then rubbing it into the fabric, but make sure you grab chalk when you go to the craft store for fabric scissors, stuffing, and buttons. You really have to be careful sure your tracing matches well with your pattern before you cut since the edge of the fabric will be your guide most of the time when sewing on the machine. As you're tracing you inevitably end up pulling and stretching on the fabric, so always double check. After you get the pieces cut out of the fabric, you can start following the tutorial that comes with the pattern, which was actually pretty well written. Turing the mane and tail right side out took a surprising amount of time just because I made the turning holes a little small and they're weird shapes. The mane came out a little wonky, there's a narrow part in the middle that goes in between the ears that can't be too wide, and the large swoop of the bangs I accidentally made way too large somehow and had to go back and stitch tighter. The body is full of plastic beads, I used a funnel to fill most of it, and added a bit of stuffing to fill out what I couldn't fill with beads. I also used a pair of tweezers to put a few cc's of beads in 1 by 1, which took forever. I wouldn't recommend this, but I really wanted it to be full and heavy and didn't have a smaller funnel. The I overstuffed the head, which pulled out some stitches in the center of the ears and was tricky to remedy with hand stitching, but I think it came out fine for being a bit of a scraggly ragdoll pony and I was able to cover the worst of it permanently when I attached the hair. For the mane and tail, I added a piece of batting like the tutorial recommended, and added a small amount of stuffing to the tail. I think I could have probably gone without the batting and just done the stuffing, and kinda wish I added stuffing to the mane as well, but it's fine. It took me a minute to figure out how to get the batting in the middle, but what you do is put it on the bottom under the 2 outside halves of the piece, and then when you turn it inside out, it ends up inside.

>>30013 >>30021 Some final notes in case you really go for it: I used black upholstery thread and a straight stitch on the machine. If you're scaling it up (and you probably should to make it easier, the pony is pretty small otherwise), the seam allowance on the pattern is no longer to scale, and should be largely ignored (so no need to trace it), except when doing the parts of the tail/mane where the seam allowance loops back and touches itself. I eyeballed those seams, but might have gotten better results with a line to follow. Cut between those seams *after* stitching to make turning the pieces right-side out possible. Otherwise, if you traced and cut accurately enough, just keep the needle a *constant* 1/4" from the edge of the fabric and it should come out perfect. Don't be afraid to go slow, I ran the machine at its lowest speed for everything but the longest, straightest, runs. If you make any mistakes, don't panic, you can always just use a seam ripper and try again, as long as you don't damage the fabric, the sewing should be the most forgiving part of the process.

Just gonna repost a friend's art. I love the hair.

>>30013 https://plushie.horse/

>>30031 Derp

Luna is the perfect sized horse

>>29832 Hiney = Tiny

>>29832 For my bed

>>29420 17. Luna can summon moon and/or shadow demons to assist her. This assistance can take the form of everything from helping her to defeat Equestria's enemies to baking cookies.

Walk into the night without fear, for you are following in my wake. Darkness that surrounds you is merely a chance to grow stronger - I would know, for I scouted ahead for you, as I always do. Be brave, and when you can't - cheat by reminding yourself that I would not let you walk this path if it could truly destroy you. When spirit of warrior in you loses strength, turn your eyes towards trickster within who stands tall as he always have been.

Does anyone else here think that Skyrim peaked during the Steam workshop days? I remember mods working a lot better back then with eachother. I'd like to mod New Vegas so I can replay it with a fresh coat of paint and some new quests, but Nexus feels like such trash to use anymore.

>>29913 Im gonna be honest... Mixing mods has always been a bad experience for me. Dont remember it being better in the past

epic doom midi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa3VaXE5h8M

>>29913 There were some very fun pony mods on the Workshop. I remember using those and Nexus stuff back in the day haha.

>>29913 https://mega.nz/folder/TPhUhZ7L#r7sy1aQaU9noc_lOPoKb0A/folder/CHh2EAII

>>28816 Those are pretty awesome! Nice job, anon! Most pony fans are pretty friendly!

>>2295 They look like they are BUILT for long petting sessions by the hearth, on a cold winter evening. Imagine how cozy it would be having one by your side while a blizzard wars outside.

>>30024 Humongous mare! Also lovely art!

>>29949 Wanted to practice different head and mane shapes. The manes especially I need practice with since I've tried keeping them tame so far, but the show wasn't afraid to have really put there manestyles so neither should I

and dropping this here too

>>29999 That anon is about to experience an amputation via a blunt object.

>>29996 Snowponies are tall

>>30010 And can be taller

>>29138 Can we gut much higher?

You wouldn't fiddle a car.

>>28920 someone get this grapist out of here

Fun fact: Nyx's glasses are entirely cosmetic. She doesn't really need to wear glasses at all.

N

>>25760 People like to talk all about how bad the Mane six got their characters assassinated, but Spike got straight up castrated early on; he should have gone on all fours and gotten wings by season 4, the whole anthro dragon past baby stage crap was a major mistake (and so was making dragons so common, they should have been way rarer).

>>25760 I like Spike. I've always thought that should I arrive in Equestria, we'd be good pals. Guys gotta stick together in a world like that, you know?

>>29942 She strikes me as a nostalgic type, so probably some smaller bands from the 70's.

>>29962 Late 70's - 80's is a good guess.

Cheerileefags rise up.

>>30000 30000 GET stolen by cheeriGODs i'm content

>>30000 cheerilecked

>>29511 My anonfilly is a happy little derpball, fair about the lipstick part. I do the thick lines around the mouth with that intention anyways it's just more pronounced with the red lines than the black I used to do, makes the mares and fillies look more feminine imo.

>>29511 She likes to eat lipstick she's fucking retarded

>>29565 She's perfect

>>29518 I wanna give her a squeeze

limestone inspired by this horse

Sex with Cheerilee in her classroom.

>>1293 N-not in front of the students, right?

>>1295 They can't unfuck their teacher.

>>1295 I imagine it like I go there to help her clean up after school sometimes, and eventually one thing leads to another while we're in her classroom. Yeah, not a durimg school thimg. At least, not in my imagination.

>>29788 She bites

3 on snowpity box

10 on sandsnoof

9 on TTT

11 on Quake TDM

Embers a total freak by the way.

Thought this video was private, still gonna post it anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL5BphN5ezk

Not that into MLP dragons. But, Ember IS a sexy dragon lady.

You think you gotta cum on the eggs to fertilize them or do their cloacas take human cock the old fashion way?

I don't mind them being anthro, if I wrote them I would have some dragons be anthro and some not,it would be a spectrum

Ch. 8 >Dawn. >The Sun rises over Canterlot. >The white walls and intricate stained glass of the Princesses’ Castle practically shine in the early light. >A warm breeze blows softly, parting the red curtains of Celestia’s balcony. >The Princess stares blankly at the letter before her. >She’s read it a dozen times this morning. >She must have read it a hundred times since she received it a few days ago. >At first she didn’t believe it. >She still can’t really bring herself to accept it. >How could she? >Something like this… >What could have caused this? >What brought upon this madness? PL: “We must do something about the Human, before it’s too late.” >As if in answer to her wandering thoughts, Princess Luna enters her sister’s chambers.

>>29981 >Anon stands on a hill, overlooking the capital of the Crystal Empire. >Behind him a veritable legion of chitinous black shapes, writhing with anticipation, await his orders. C: “They know we’re here.” >The throng of changelings parts, and their Queen steps forward to stand beside Anon. C: “And Shining Armor’s barrier protects the city. There’s no way to sneak in as things are.” >Anon remains silent, staring at the crystal spire at the center of the city. >Chrysalis moves closer to him, trying to figure out what he’s thinking. She tilts her head slightly. C: “What’s our next move?” >Anon stares out for a moment longer, then closes his eyes and sighs. >He looks down at his Queen, and places his hand on her head. A: “My next move.” >His stern gaze sends a shudder through her body. A: “You will remain here with the army until I give the signal.” >She wants to protest, but she cannot. >This isn’t how she wanted to do this. >Direct conflict, all-out war, isn’t what changelings are good at.

>>29982 and. S: “I can’t hold it… He’s..!” >With a burst of energy the barrier breaks, and Shining Armor collapses to the floor. Ca: “Shining!” >Cadance immediately leans down to help him, but he holds up a hoof as if to say he’s alright. S: “You were right, Luna.” >He stands, then wobbles, but Cadance catches him and keeps him upright. S: “It felt almost the same as Sombra. That darkness is unmistakable.” >Luna’s already serious face darkens as she looks from Shining towards her sister. >Celestia’s eyes are shut tight, and her countenance is one of regret. Ca: “He’s coming.” >In response to Cadance, Celestia opens her eyes and gazes down upon the rapidly approaching comet of green flame. >Her face shows no signs of the doubt or pain that plagued her only a moment ago. >She stares now only with contempt. PL: “Are you ready?” >Luna takes a step closer to the edge of the tower, looking down beside Celestia.

>>29983 >A cacophony of changelings swarm around from the rubble behind Anon, and from the right and left flanks of the spire an even larger number of them attempt to surround the princesses. >Anon smirks. >Luna angrily replies but launching her spells, forming a sphere of dark blue energy that pulses and then shines, before rapidly pulling everything around it towards itself. >Rocks and rubble are crushed and apparently reduced to nothing as they touch the sphere, and several changelings are pulled in as well, but Anon manages to brace himself and resist its gravity. >Unfortunately for the princesses, there are simply too many of the changelings for that single Spell to deal with them all. >As they turn their attention towards defending against the several dozen changeling soldiers attempting to attack each of them, Anon slips around in the confusion and dashes for the spire. PC: “No! We can’t let him get away!” PL: “I know, but..! There’s too many!” >More changelings arrive to the battle, as Chrysalis silently observes from a safe distance. ~ >Inside the spire, Anon runs as fast as he can. >He can feel her presence. >It’s faint. Very faint. But he knows she’s here. >He approaches a large set of doors, emblazoned with a design of a heart within a shield.

>>29984 >A golden light surrounds the pink of the barrier, and Anon is forced to kneel by the immense pressure suddenly bearing down on him. >With a glare that could pierce iron he stares up at Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, who had just entered through one of the broken windows. >“No no no no!” PL: “Your army has been defeated. Stand down.” >Luna lands next to Cadance, followed shortly by Celestia. PC: “Stop this, Anon. It’s over.” >Anon musters all of his desire, all of his hatred, all of his spite, and rises again, standing defiant of the princesses. A: “No.” Ca: “If you really love them, you need to let them go.” >Anon simply looks down his nose at her. PC: “Look at what you’ve done to Twilight already!” >The grief in Celestia’s voice is palpable. PC: “Why do you want to make her suffer!?” A: “You’re the ones making her suffer!” >Anon snaps back. A: “You’re the ones keeping us from being together! You know it’s what she wants!”

>>29893 I enjoyed it, and no, each part was pretty well-paced out, hence my comment.

>>29762 The only stuff I ever seem to get any ideas for end up being longer stuff, or I imagine them better as comics. My brain might just be too special for this whole writing thing.

>>29895 I still ended up editing it a bit more. Probably should have waited a day or two before trying to get eyes on it, as just thinking about some lines I realize how much can be changed or shortened down for the better. >>29898 >The only stuff I ever seem to get any ideas for end up being longer stuff Try thinking of something silly involving ponies that wouldn't lend itself too well to being longer than a single chapter. >or I imagine them better as comics. I sometimes do the same, but you should remember that if it's not good enough as a written story, then it might not be good enough a story if it were drawn either.

Watch out for anyone asking to make a comic out of your story, they're scammers/bots; also don't click on any links they send you.

>>29906 I'm not really any good at just sitting down and thinking of ideas, I usually just have to write them down when they come to me, then come back later to flesh them out into an actual story (I don't do this part). Only thing I thought of recently that would count as a single chapter length would be a prequel short type thing of a longer story I also haven't written. Probably true, you still need to be good at writing to make a good comic. It's just a different way of expressing the story. Good thing I'm not an artist either.

>>27995 Is she okay?

>>28216 I don't think Celestia melted her. It's just that AI gives genetic mutations to background pones

>>2671 good tuesday, late i know

>>28216 She'll trot it off.

The prettiest pony around. Thank you for wishing me a happy Tuesday, 'Tia!

>>27386 Thanks for reminding me, forgot my figurine signature >>27566 What an interesting pinup. Is that Andy Price's signature on her flank?

>>27587 No, it's still part of Tabitha's

>>25932 i swear officer, i was drink

>>27523 >>27519 Same faggot that was also revving the shit out of his car right outside the venue and giving rides as if it was anything special.

>>24014 found you

Kill Jester

Puffy steps in, feeling exceptionally zany. She concludes that her colorful bowtie must be working as advertised. "Rye Whisper, give me one of every type of pastry you have!" "Every type?" Rye asks, "Are you sure about that? How about you start with some marelian pie and I bring you more once you're done? I'd hate to see good food going to waste." Puffy frowns, having already envisioned a cornucopia of pastries in her mind. "Do you know any jesters?" she blurts out of annoyance, not sure where that even came from. "Jesters? No, I don't think I've ever seen one in our little village. Why?" Rye asks, confused.

>>29882 What does she do now?

>>29916 It's only been three days, I'm trying to think.

>>29916 'Ight I got it. She shakes her head and tells Rye that she was just looking for something colorful and funny to brighten her mood after dealing with 'creatures' all day. She then takes her pie and trots her way over to a table furthest from the front entrance.

>>25088 Anon, your art is good enough to be posted on the most high end refrigerators. Well done!

>>25088 beautiful

>>25088 She's so beautiful. You did good, anon.

I'd like to slap this slut's ass and boop her angry snoot

>>29857 I can see Rarity beimg into that sort of thing.

>>29742 i never claimed my edit was good as for picrel, i wonder if it was made as a joke or fetish, because either way somepony clopped to that

Mlp is just barbie horses

>>29899 Careful anon, what you speak is heresy!

>>29899 So when are we gonna get a live action MLP movie where twilight discovers herself, meets Bonnie D. Zacherle, becomes real, and lives the life of a non magic horse With a cameo from Lauren Faust, a trans pony, and spike being played by micheal cera

>>29899 >>29907 So when does Ken ditch Barbie for Twilight

>>27996 powy!

MOVIE NIGHT We're watching Pan's Labyrinth today. We don't really have much of a preshow today (any suggestions?), we'll start at 11:30 SLT to watch the last 2 remaining eps of G1 and then watch the movie. See you there!

>>28675 nice. fucking love Pan's Labyrith

New MDE. time for some ice cream https://magma.com/d/Ky3vViMKfX

Fresh MDE time. Boop some poners https://magma.com/d/OugspGT5wC

ponk

this bitch got some nice crotchboobs

Must continue filling ponk

>>267 Breakfast consists of kirin pussy and beer.

>>29549 "Mmhm!" You nod eagerly >"Goodie." Sunburst gives a little clap >Sunburst's horn hums to life, and a book from a shelf behind him levitates down onto the table >"Now," Sunburst starts as he flips to the first page. >"The first step to using magic, is understanding magic." >Sunburst adjusts his glasses, clears his throat, and begins reading >"When on board H.M.S. 'Beagle' as magicalist, I was much struck with certain facts in the distribution of-" >A shadow across the shelf behind Sunburst catches your eye >You turn your head to check the window >Nobody's there, except for an innocent bush >You shrug and return your attention to Sunburst >"-that mystery of mysteries, as it has been called by one of our greatest philosophers. On my return home, it occurred to me, in 837, that something might perhaps-" >There's the shadow again >You look behind again >Nobody there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w Colts! Know your limits!

>>29816 Now that I think about it it's kind of odd how often "colt" is used as the alternative for "woman" rather than "stallion" in RGRE I guess the explanation is that "stallion" in common parlance has a kind of masculine/powerful connotation to it (more so than other gendered terms for animals)

>>24053 >Decide to check out the story list >anon >anon >anon >anon >anon >finally one that isn't just another anon story >read one paragraph >its anon So, are any of the stories worth reading that DON'T have anon in them? I enjoy anon stories but I've been reading a bunch from /spg/, and I need a break. Recommendations are appreciated.

>>29823 There can't be many... RGRE is an AiE offshoot. There are of course greens with Femanon or Anonpony but that's still Anon. Here are the ones I could find after some searching and half-remembering: https://ponepaste.org/1024 https://ponepaste.org/2906 https://ponepaste.org/10183 short greens https://ponepaste.org/4879 https://ponepaste.org/2482 medium greens https://ponepaste.org/168 medium NEETpone green https://ponepaste.org/3259 https://ponepaste.org/1888 shitpost greens with non-Anon humans https://ponepaste.org/4597 the main character in this one the main character is called Anonfilly, but her dad is Anon, so I guess it could kind of make the main character not-actually-Anon in a way? You be the judge. If you ever feel like reading AiE in the future the RGRE greens I liked the best were Queen Femanon, and Anon's Adventures in Saddle Arabia

>>29733 Same here. I had a whole thing planned but just couldn't see it through. I love all the stuff you guys made.

do older mares really!?

>>29530 >do older mares really!? They sure do. >>29531 I was not expecting a man of such refined culture to be amongst us.

>>24901 Hey if you're still coming back here by chance do, you plan on making any more of this at all? I enjoyed how silly it was.

Irl I study geology, and I have lived on a farm and liked it. Cloudy Quartz it is, no questions asked. Having Ponk as a sister would be awesome, and the rest of the Pie sisters I could see myself getting on well with

>>24974 I still don't get what Spearmint's cutie mark is supposed to be

>>25651 I want to hang out with him and discuss how hot his sister is

>>25808 What would you recommend(aside from maybe a black tuxedo)?

sloppy stallion kisses

Best stallion coming through!

i also liked season 9, at least the story episodes it certainly was better than season 8 but i have to say they could have handled the last problem way better

>>29686 i think there was a huge gap between the ending of the end and the last problem they have could added so much episodes in between but i guess dhx and hasbro just wanted to end the series -- sigh...i really wanted more seasons

>>29688 it's not a very mentioned thing, but s10 does exist but it's only in comic form and to be honest, i didn't like it very much but reveals a lot of new info about the history of the tree of harmony if you care

>>29689 i know about the comic i liked the story between pinkie and sandwich -- but that still ain't the real season 10

tell me what episode , you loved the most and which episode do you guys think worth watching over and over

Have something silly for a change. Unfortunately, the file size limit is too small for the real thing, but you can find it on the boorus if you want.

>Be the Mistress of Manipulation >The Duchess of Deception >The Mother of Harlots! >Queen Chrysalis! Ruler of the changeling hive! >"Alright, Chryssi, I'm headed out. Be good!" >The order is immediately followed by the shutting of the front door >The human has finally left to his pathetic job >Now's your chance to- >"Mom?" >Oh, for hive's sake >"Mom?" >You raise your head from its immensely comfy spot on the floor and poke it out from beneath the couch to see your drone's blank blue eyes staring back in your general direction >"Mom?" "What?" You bark >"What are we-" She pauses to take in a deep breath, "-gonna do today,-" Another breath, "-Mom?" >You groan again and restrain the urge to bury your face in your hooves "Use your spiracles, Drone."

>>29551 "Next?" >"Um, now it says to add the rest of the sugar." >You levitate the bag of sugar and grumble when you feel how light it is >Hmm... >Maybe you could substitute it? >You dig through the pantry but find nothing suitable >Something sweet, something sweet... >Aha! >You levitate the measuring cup in front of your muzzle >Turning your face downwards, your body starts jerking forwards, the sound of heavy dry heaving escaping the bottom of your throat >After about five minutes of this, you finally start drooling out a thick purple slime into the cup >You haven't had to make royal jelly since your last brood >How long has it been? >"Uhm, Mom?" Your drone says once you've finished spewing out jelly >"I-I don't think you should be spitting in Dad's food."

It sucks that /mlp/ returned so quickly. I don't want to overwhelm the thread with just my stuff. I've been meaning to post this for a few weeks, but I guess I'll hold off on more until I write about her again. This image is huge, so here are links to the full quality: https://derpibooru.org/images/3595858 https://twibooru.org/3507483 https://ponybooru.org/images/3818522 https://ponerpics.org/images/7228837 >>21030 >I personally don't like this kind of hyper pregancy because it looks too much like vore. I wouldn't mind if it were eggs and not lings who look like they already had their first molt. Well, these are appropriately undeveloped. Jotun22 made this, based on the end of this short story: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/564117/3/sexier-short-stories-with-particularly-pregnant-ponies/bug-shy Fortunately for the guard, he remained outside of his queen as she left the throne room for some other part of the hive. Despite the title of guard, his main purpose was to help her move her swollen form at her leisure, and he was thankful she wasn’t yet so big that she would need two guards to help her shift her weight. Wordlessly, she began to rock herself back and forth until her giant rear left the throne, and he wordlessly sandwiched his back underneath it to act as a lift; his four shaking legs moved the queen upwards ever so slowly, and he knew if his legs failed him he would be smashed under her like a common bug, although there were worse ways to die. Thankfully, her thick hindlegs soon helped him, but not to get her standing, for she was easily far too large for standing to be possible. The work of his entire body and her legs amounted to nothing more than rotating her so that she lay on her belly like a knot on a balloon. Thereafter, her wings somehow lifted her into the air, giving her more of a teardrop shape as he lay on the ground watching her, struggling to catch his breath before he followed. His queen was so majestic.

>>29737 >His queen was so majestic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXfodm4zTMU

>>22560 Spiteful mutants tend to go for the neck in their hatred i.e. lying about family members or even friends for years, trying to get people put behind bars for nonsensical reasons, physically and even biologically commmitting harm to others and their possessions, as well as commmitting their every thought to who ever their hate filled mind latched onto at any given time, much to the confusion of others who have trouble understanding it; this shit ain't even comparable to the nightmare that is actual spiteful mutants, who have either suffered genetically or due to physical abuse, most likely as a child that they never truly recovered from. I've dealt with multiple of them in my life and have heard horror stories from family members who have had to as well; due to the current and on going collapse of morality and general decency in society, spiteful mutants have been getting more and more bold as the years have gone by with their antics.

>>22571 NTA, but basically this. Just liking MLP does not make you a spiteful mutant. Maybe a mutant that cannot into society well, but not a spiteful mutant. Spiteful mutants are the kind of people that instinctually and relentlessly gnaw on the wires and foundations of society itself, like rats. As Anon pointed out, general hatred, selfishness, irrationality, and narcisim (and ofher dark triad traits) are key components of the key elements of the spiteful mutant. Left to their own devices, these are the ones that destabilize societies. Anyway, loving beautiful things, like pony, is not spiteful mutantism. We are not gnawing on society's goundation. We are just outside of society in a way.

>>22571 After having thought about it, I'd like to just add to my post that in my experience no amount of money or kindness will win over a spiteful mutant; they are creatures of pure envy and your acts of kindness in the face of hatred will only make the froth with rage and become more irrational to degrees you may never have seen before, even online. >>22577 >these are the ones that destabilize societies. Anyway, loving beautiful things, like pony, is not spiteful mutantism. Of course it's not, spiteful mutants tend to be extremely insecure, they wouldn't even be able to handle pony.

>>22678 >wouldn't even be able to handle pony I wonder if an inclimation of some Anons toward EQG is an indication of this.

>>29651 >I wonder if an inclimation of some Anons toward EQG is an indication of this. Wouldn't surprise me given their behavior, if they were just a lot of spiteful mutants; although I think most of them are just the usual coomer stereotypes that plague the internet (not that I myself am not a coomer but you get what I mean), that is to say: No standards, no self-control, persecution complex, like to shove their trash where it isn't welcome and then cry out when they're denied praise, etc, etc.

>>29541 Not him but I've found some really fun PiE fics in /mlp/'s Slave Pony general. At first I expected all the stories to be fetish shit but apparently that's relegated to another general. https://ponepaste.org/1590 A lot of them follow the formula of: (You) rescue pony from abuse, (You) rehabilitate pony from trauma + side drama, (You) and pony fall in love through some mixture of the Nightingale/Reverse Nightingale Syndrome. The simple savior complex plotline is like junkfood to me but I remember a few greens actually exploring that formula in a mature/realistic way. The greens I liked the most were the dark ones without much or any romance, though. The first one I'd recommend follows the basic formula that started the general pretty well: https://ponepaste.org/1876 (the ending for this one makes me want to kick the writer in the nuts) There's another one that's ongoing about Mayor Mare getting captured by tribal humans and going from farm animal status to something like the war advisor to the chief: https://ponepaste.org/5389 (there's 2 other parts) As weird as it sounds the generational traumas and weird mindsets that come from ponies being a caste of sex slaves are really interesting to read about. Even some of the more smutty greens like to explore that, strangely. Filly Brothel and the other stuff this author wrote is heartbreaking: https://ponepaste.org/2645 I've only seen a few greens from the hassenfeld pony and /bootleg/ generals but they seem to be pretty similar PiE stuff. If you end up liking some of the greens I linked you could look there too.

>>29592 >/mlp/'s Slave Pony general. At first I expected all the stories to be fetish shit but apparently that's relegated to another general. The fetish stuff goes in /sim/ I think, submission is mandatory or whatever, but I don't read that stuff. It's usually pretty cringe-y at best. I've only read a couple of /spg/ stories that were good, most that I read are either weird as hell or just not very well written, some are just the ever tiresome unfinished. The Buying a bookhorse story and the Fire and Sky series both by Lurkernon are probably the only /spg/ things I really liked enough to remember.

>>29592 Slave/rape pony green texts, are the mlp fandoms equivalent of trailer park meth.

Even though I call it trailer park meth, I'm still guilty of reading this trash. >https://ponepaste.org/2536 Bit salty after having read this, as it ended up being more of a sad fic then a crazy bitch x stallion fic that it seemed to start out as; still enjoyed it, kinda. >https://pastebin.com/ruFsTieU I did enjoy this one, however plain it may be, although, it did feel like it should have gone on a bit longer.

Finally found something from Slave Pony General that I really enjoyed, even if it didn't end up being what I expected. If you're just looking for a clop fic this ain't it. https://ponepaste.org/3347 >And then he deleted his pastebin. The end. Sad to see this kinda thing happen, but at least it has a proper ending.

>Jul 1, 2011 >How about WHAT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFWpr_wkgV8 Enjoy this little blast from the past.

>>29587 Just what I needed right now after a long meh day.

>>29588 Was this deleted off of YouTube?

>>27958 >Shocks me how little known this one is. Well I think I found the reason. I typed the full title into YouTube, and even added mlp at the end, still couldn't find it; that shit is probably hard shadow-banned for whatever reason.

>>29417 "Meadow is nice." >nips a bunch of violet flowers >sighs "Heretics again?" >does warm ups for his striking hooves

>>29488 Why didn't you reply to Cloudy :( Did I do something wrong?

>>29532 oh, sorry >earlier, to Cloudy "Apple mare said find her filly sister. She said 'gold' and that scream 'heretics'."

>>29560 "Gold you say... So it's fillies who are crusaders on a mission to return the gold that heretics stole from that nearby town then?" >>27883 >Cloudy ponders on a thought of brave fillies fighting with forest bandits for a moment but as soon as she hears about Canterlot all these thoughts vanished without a trace. "Oh, you're from Canterlot? My mom's from Cantlerlot too! I've heard a lot about it from her but I've never been there myself. Is it true that from the highest tower you can see the whole Equestria?"

Ignore bait. Disregard spam. Really, this shit has been going on since the Golden Age of 4chan. It ain't no thing.

>>450 I think things are exaggerated a fair bit here. While we do have bots from time to time, we take appropriate action against them and will continue to do so. Thread derailment is a pretty rare occurrence around here. It has happened, and we have cleaned it up before. Should Anons be unhappy about the resolution of things, I would hope they would come to /qa/ so we can discuss what would have been a better outcome. And if you see something against the rules, report it, and a staff member will review it. If you have examples feel free to link them here or directly report them.

>>452 I thought this was a troll thread at first.

Honestly /mlp/ has the same problem. The difference here is that there's less staff to delete threads 24/7. this month alone, actual genital gore was posted on there and it was up for at least 15 minutes.

CP bots create threads here almost daily and the board is very slow so it's not a small problem in my opinion

>>229 Pic rel is likely the best I can offer as far as stats. I do think that mentioning the site were appropriate is probably the best form of "advertising" and is more likely to get people interested in the site vs a literal advertisement. >I always make an effort to drop a mention of here on /mlp/ when an appropriate moment arises It is appreciated, thank you for that and for the content that you create.

can you make seo addon work with 2.10 ? it helps list threads on google. >breaking diff https://gitgud.io/LynxChan/LynxChan/-/commit/b59b6e96e1422e24a0383aa6692debb5cb0d4b08 only sitemap is needed, no other fancy things. https://bpa.st/E2NQ https://bpa.st/5HWA https://bpa.st/AYNQ

>>28142 Rocker bat a cute. 100% would mosh with.

Bathponies

>>29373 The bat did not like the bath at first, and then she did.

>>29425 Funnily enough, they're not even the same character; must be a lot of black coated, purple maned batponies out there.

Hope you remember to use your merch.

Hopefully one of these days Hasbro will realize their true potential, invest all of their money into robotic ponies, and release a fully sentient marelovebot3000™. As for now though, the only pony merch I own is some manga.

>>29353 The little mare on my mare fair thermos is peeling off.

>>29451 They should streamline the sweetie bell robot along with a realistic self-moistening horse pussy and convulsing anus

>>29483 >They should streamline the sweetie bell robot I'd probably buy one if they did that; though it is Hasbro, so the part quality would be trash.