>You were drafted into the military.
>You've been selected to partake in the development of new, top-secret weapons program at Area 51.
>An officer leads you down a massive warehouse where towered rows of boxes and the few odd mixed ends seems to expand forever.
>After walking together for what feels like an hour you finally reach your destination.
>At the end of the warehouse there is a blast proof vault door decorated with various warning signs.
>The door opens, revealing a man in a suit wearing a green spandex mask with his back turned towards you as his arms appear to be vigorously flossing something...
>You enter the vault and approach the strange green man. As you do so, the door behind begins to close and your escorting officer has vanished.
>The man breathes heavily, but through his breaths you can hear what sounds like a tiny fan whirring away near his waist.
>As you stand nearly even to his side, you bend forward slightly only to reveal...