>>17679 I like the implications

>>17679 How does Derpy do romance? I don't what romantic stuff she likes, I mean what romantic methods does she use on a date.

>>17686 Derpy is just autistically honest, but still an innocent pony. She'd ask to do stuff with no expectations - "hey anon do you wanna go on a date?" "hey anon can we go see the magic show?" "anon... can we kiss? I've never kissed before" and so on.

>>17690 That would be wonderful because I can't pick up on subtle cues too well. Imagine how much fun going to the circus would be with her.

>>17727 I'm always myself, but the negative thoughts are always there. Not negative thoughts exactly, but a sort of background depression or melancholy. It appeared when I became a teenager and has never gone away. Makes it hard to be happy. Wish I could just be naturally happy like Derpy. She's lucky that way.

>>17731 Seems to be the human way, sadly. If it makes you feel any better, many of us are right there with you and we are all brothers in Derp and all that mushy stuff. Best of luck, brother!

>>1980 god i love her and i love this thread. im goning to marry her and make her the happiest poni

>>17739 >Brothers in Derp That's a lovely thought, Anon.

>>17731 > a sort of background depression or melancholy. It appeared when I became a teenager and has never gone away. Makes it hard to be happy. Weird, I have the same thing and it started around the same time for me too...