I love Derpy, she makes me laugh.

What are some good Derpy greens

>>2002 While I'm not a big fan of "retard derp", Caretaker is pretty comfy. https://poneb.in/GUSgXr1m https://poneb.in/XcvLmreh https://poneb.in/niP8C82C https://poneb.in/VAV0rWtp https://poneb.in/1N5qEEJT

That's a top quality thread!

>>2109 Yay! Wait. That was sarcasm, wasn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgZ4U8P3XfU Oh-oh-oh, Ditzy Doo! All the world's in love with you. It's like you're a fresh-baked muffin, and the rest of us are you, Ah-ah-ah, Derpy! Tell me, can those bright eyes see? You make living happier for everypony.

>>2975 Ceiling Derpy is watching you clop.

>>2076 Why is she angry?

>>3150 Because you forgot to bring the muffins for the picnic.

>>3150 Rainbow Dash

>>3671 Small carrot or big Derpy?

Derpy is one of the few things in my life that truly brings me joy, I love her so much.

>>3687 I'm glad you have found a mare that brings you so much happiness Anon. She's a cute one alright.

A dream. I saw Derpy, who was wearing some kind of Nightmare Night costume. A hagraven from Skyrim would be my guess of what it was supposed to look like, but not really close at all. She shook her wings to show the "decorations", basically black feathers and little bells taped over her real feathers. She looked particularly adorable.

>>4101 >>4102 Those are some cute Derps. Pretty crazy how Marbo just kind of came onto the scene a short while ago and yet has produced so much good stuff. Kind of reminds me of how that Vultraz guy kind of just appeared, hopefully Marbo's around for a bit longer though. I really enjoy his stuff.

>>2076 As much as I love cute and wholesome Derpy, this is probably my favorite Derp pic ever.

this board needs more derpy

>>7077 She's a good mare who deserves lots of love.

Why does she like muffins so?

>>7101 Maybe it was a favorite thing that her mother baked for her as a young filly?

>>7101 muffins make her a happy mare that's pretty based she deserves all the muffins

>>7164 A fun headcanon and a cute comic.

*wiggles in your path*

>>2012 I like those golden horseshoes on her.

>>7305 I wanna pluck her like a carrot

>>7503 Someone already drew that

Derpy haters are fools, ableists Derpy haters are the worst type of pony fans that exist.

Best young flyer!

>>7942 what happened to her?

>>12288 Precious Derpy. Also nice get.

>>2972 Empress of Muffins. All the Muffins are belong to her.

>>12938 How large is her muffin vault?

>>12944 A quarter of an acre and 10 fathoms deep.

>>12948 She'll need a special elevator, ventilation, and water systems for that large of a vault. What will the security system be like?

>>12950 Well, Derpy Hooves is smarter than she looks, and old granny Ditzy told her never to put all her muffins in one basket. She has the area of the muffins divided amongst four cylindrical silos. A quarter of an acre is 10,890 square hooves and there are four silos so each silo has an area of 2,722 and 1/2 square hooves. The area of a circle is 𝝅r^2 so therefore the diameter of a circle is (√a/𝝅)*2. This gets us a diameter of approximately 58 and 7/8 hooves for each silo. A fathom is 6 hooves, so the total volume of muffins Derpy can store is 653,400 cubic hooves. The muffins are processed with a petrification spell and placed on a conveyor by high level unicorns, and the silos have all of the air sucked out to prevent oxidization. A conveyor runs along the tops of the silos to drop the muffins in, and a chain with scoops on it lifts the muffins back out to put them back on the conveyor. Each silo can operate independent of the others. For security, the vault is buried deep in a mountain and requires passage through 5 doors plus the correct password input (See video). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWEvp217Tzw Also if her majesty catches you using the fagtric system instead of muffin units you are going to the dungeon.

>>12962 A brilliant system of security and muffin management to be sure! And I would never presume to offend Her Majesty by using the wretched fagtric system! Everyone knows that it is based on irrationality, whereas muffin units are based on science. Besides, I do not want to end up banished and locked in a dungeon in the place I was banished to! Now, let's model a muffin as a cube. If it is 0.20 hooves on a side, each muffin will occupy a volume of 0.008 hooves^3. That means Our Muffin Empress's silos can hold 653,400/0.008 = 81,675,000 Muffins! That is greater muffin wealth than anypony in Equestria history! Of course, that also assumes the preservation spell also facilitates efficient packing and prevents smooshing of muffins on the bottom by the accumulated weight of those at the top. Do you suppose Her Majesty keeps these muffins as a sort of reserve currency to help Equestria in times of need or in times of muffin deficits? She is supremely magnanimous after all.

>>12944 I imagine it would look something like the US cheese vaults: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miFTqY9Y5rU

>>12984 Yes, I would envision something like that just on a grander scale. Even the US government should not be permitted to surpass the muffin vault in size, quantity, or sophistication.

>>12989 >sophistication If she has four silos, then she can have four kinds of muffin. What kinds of muffins are her favorites? >>12981 Modeling a muffin as a cube would account for air space gaps between muffins, and petrified muffins do not deform, so assuming the muffin size is correct the estimate is valid with I'd say an error range of 10 million muffins to be safe. (although it is noteworthy that muffins could be made in different sizes for different purposes, most likely sorted by silo) She is the Empress of Muffins indeed! >She is supremely magnanimous after all. Of course! Whenever there is a natural or un-natural disaster and ponies are hungry, she has the muffin reserves ready to be distributed to those in need. Her pragmatism is an inspiration to us all.

But why does she like the muffins?

>>13039 Probably because muffins are just about the pinnacle of baked goods. They can be made in a multitude of delicious flavors (blueberry, banana, cranberry, corn, etc.), they are highly transportable, long lasting, are packable and stackable, make great impromptu gifts, and bring warmth and gladness to the heart. In Equestria, they could also be infused with all manner of magical and healing properties. No other baked good can approach their simultaneous delightfulness and utility. Perhaps a better question would be why wouldn't Derpy like muffins. >>12991 >it is noteworthy that muffins could be made in different sizes for different purposes, most likely sorted by silo) Would Muffin Empress Derpy use different silos for different flavors of muffins as well, or would she uniformly distribute them as a 'not all eggs in one basket' strategy? Pic related: My favorite portrait of her Highness. May we all be worthy of her grace.

Let it be known that Dr. Richard Feynman and Derpy Hooves spend many hours together working out the fine details of quantum mechanics

>>15214 What is she looking at/watching?

Gif in which Miss Hooves is waiting nervously to commence a picnic with potentially romantic implications.

>>17679 I like the implications

>>17679 How does Derpy do romance? I don't what romantic stuff she likes, I mean what romantic methods does she use on a date.

>>17686 Derpy is just autistically honest, but still an innocent pony. She'd ask to do stuff with no expectations - "hey anon do you wanna go on a date?" "hey anon can we go see the magic show?" "anon... can we kiss? I've never kissed before" and so on.

>>17690 That would be wonderful because I can't pick up on subtle cues too well. Imagine how much fun going to the circus would be with her.

>>17727 I'm always myself, but the negative thoughts are always there. Not negative thoughts exactly, but a sort of background depression or melancholy. It appeared when I became a teenager and has never gone away. Makes it hard to be happy. Wish I could just be naturally happy like Derpy. She's lucky that way.

>>17731 Seems to be the human way, sadly. If it makes you feel any better, many of us are right there with you and we are all brothers in Derp and all that mushy stuff. Best of luck, brother!

>>1980 god i love her and i love this thread. im goning to marry her and make her the happiest poni