>>147 >post irl horses >posts humans At least post something nice then.

need to expand my 'horses sitting like dogs' folder

>>173 >Glimmer Can you rather not?

>>176 Glimmer website

>>184 That's a hot horse.

What's your favorite breed, guys? Mine is Ukrainian Riding Horse.

>>345 Shire horses. They're big and pretty and have big fluffy fetlocks

>>345 Don't actually know that many horse breed names. I wonder what breed is >>191. Looks like a cute horse.

>>347 Shire horses are pretty pretty pretty, I wanna hug one

I really want to get a wide-angle lense and take pictures of horse snoots

>>363 Thicc

Let's tell horse related jokes. I'll start with a Russian one: >A man comes to sexologist. "Comrade doctor, I think I love horses" >"Well, horses are beautiful, majestic creatures. Many people love them. What seems to be the problem? "I mean, I attracted to them sexually." >"Now that's interesting, comrade! Please, describe your- >Oh, by the way, who do you attracted to the most -- mares or stallions?" "Mares of course! AM I LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING FAGGOT TO YOU?!!!!11"

>>397 Good one! Have another: >Cowboy trots near a saloon and sees a VERY BEAUTIFUL girl outside. >He thinks: I'm gonna trim my mare's tail and mane and when I'm gonna ride near a saloon next time the girl's out she's gonna ask why my mare have a trimmed mane and tail and I'm gonna say "For you to notice. We should bang, by the way!" >He does so. But girl doesn't pay attention. >He thinks then: I'm gonna draw wings on top of my mare's coat and when I'm gonna ride near a saloon next time the girl's out she's gonna ask why my mare have a painted wings and I'm gonna say "For you to notice. We should bang, by the way!" >He does so. But girl doesn't pay attention. >He thinks then: I'm gonna paint my mare's coat with cerulean colour and her mane with rainbow colours and when I'm gonna ride near a saloon next time the girl's out she's gonna ask why my mare is 20% more colourful and I'm gonna say "For you to notice. We should bang, by the way!" >He does so. And the girl this time says to him: >"Maybe we should bang?" Fuck you! Look how beautiful my mare is!!!

I was reminded of this aptly named image so here ya go.

>>413 post webm

I managed to make OP for horse general on /an/ with a pic of my favorite breed. Feels good.

>>822 Nice.

>>853 >Step bro? Why are you unzipping your pants?

>>833 Horstitution

>>147 The man on the vid is a fucking idiot

Horseanons, what was your best and most memorable experience with a horse? pic unrelated

>>147 Sleep? Sounds good.

I kissed the snoot today. And combed the tail. And the mane. Feels good.

>>1921 Is that a singular horse in the group on the other side of the front zebra?

>>1922 Yeah, it's the token minority.

I managed to make new OP for horse general three times in a row. Feels very good.

>>2876 Mares in heat are scary

Guys, have you ever thought what an estral mare's urine tastes like? Poll: https://strawpoll.com/6k7wpfpxo

Our ancestor

>>3500 Horny little colt.

>>3502 Button Mash irl

>>4745 Smart horse.

Original content

>>4833 So how'd you two meet?

>>4834 I ride at weekends. And I always take time to threat a lady with a pasture and through grooming.

>>4835 >threat fucking autocorrect

>>4835 Very nice. She seems quite pleased with the meal provided to her.

>>2903 I would like a storytime from those two.

An anon in Mr. /mlp/ thread made a tribute for The First One

Saw this one the other day. Such a tiny horse.

>>6957 That aren't happy ears. At all.

Imagine

>>7223 >Peacefully_Farting_and_Snoring.jpg

>>7714 That is a cool horse.

Horse thread on /an/ is being raided

>>7755 I missed it, what happened

The retard raiding horsegen has an oddly familiar style.

>>8250 >Man and Mare

I love horses best of anybody else

What's your favorite breed. guys?

>>10532 Freisian (pic related) for most beautiful in my opinion. But, favorite horse to ride, so far, is Saddlebred.

Hair you go.

>>11819 They have exactly the type of radical mane I would expect a radioactive horse to have. >>11953 Like an undercover horse fbi.

I love horses! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o

oats

Do you like oats, anons?

>>12502 I am a rolled oat enjoyer

Anyone has a working Mister Ed torrent?

Does anybody know any good horse-centric movies?

>>147 reminder that bitfags get the rope.

Just saw a real life horse sunday You never told me thems was big as fuck

>>12692 Ever seen a single movie with horses? Ever noticed how they are compared to the man on their back?

>>12692 Being from the West, the notion that anyone could go through life without ever seeing a horse is strange.

>>147 I'm back. I made this thread long ago, and actually forgot this site existed until someone mentioned it elsewhere.

>>13395 Welcome back!

>>13397 Thanks! I deleted this reply once already, because I called you out for posting a duplicate image, when attached to my relpy was also a duplicate image. I see this site lacks the dupe checking feature of 4channel.

/mlp/ nigger jannies removed zoolee's bait from the horse thread and left it alone, which led to nice horse posting and interesting discussions A day later they decided that was too good and pruned the thread No words can describe how much I hate those subhumans

reposting I know a guy with a mare. The mare literally chases away other mares from him if he does something on the meadow. Also hates women and gets pissy if one of them talks to her guy. One time he had to feed a neighbour's mare when her owner was in hospital. He had to keep extremely quiet and not to say anything. Unfortunately, during one of the feedings he stumbled on a cat and swore. When he returned to his own barn, which is adjasent, his mare bit him by the shoulder.

>>13617 I saw that in the other thread, pretty funny.

Happy Holidays!

I love to brush mane and tail

wish this place were more active the thirdie janitors and mods over at /mlp/ only do their jobs when you call one of those burritobending crossdressers a faggot or call eqgspam what it is.

>>13969 >wish this place were more active me too, anon

>>13969 >>13971 i like it here just not sure what to talk about honestly

anon from /mlp/ here ate a ban because the mods are letting the eqgflutterflaggot determine what's "trolling" and what isn't, again

>>14099 That site is so shit nowadays. The only reason I keep going back is because I love ponies.

>>14099 Welcome to nhnb then. Unfortunate the situation that brought you here, but hopefully you enjoy your stay nonetheless. Also, nice hoers.

>>14099 Hi anon!

>>14104 Now I need a real horse doing the Hi Anon! face.

>>14110 >Hi Anon! >You feeling alright? Pretty good Anon.

>>13971 Nice photo. I tried to paint it.

>>14579 sovl

>>14579 >>14580 oh fuck, i'm sorry, that was an atrocious photo

>>14582 Better color saturation and detail on that one. Did you use oil or acrylic paint?

>>14584 it's 1.5 dollar gouache

boop

>>14691 Charming

>>14691 Did (you) make this?

>>14721 yes

>>14723 Very cool.

>>14620 This is probably the Fabio of horses. It's either that, or the Inigo Montoya of horses. I can't really decide which.

Anyanon here rides?

>>14776 I've been learning to ride. Up to a canter. I want to be able to gallop a horse around though. Hard to train consistently when you live in a gigantic soulless city.

>>14779 Do you take care of the horse that is assigned to you?

>>14795 I don't take care of it in a day-to-day sort of way. When I go for a lesson I brush it down (which is remarkably soothing, by the way), inspect for injuries, look for signs of illness, etc. Then, I tack up the horse (put on the saddle, bridle, etc.). After riding you gotta take off all the equipment and brush it down again. I want to start volunteering at a horse rescue farm to start learning more how to take care of them in a more complete way.

>>14828 Do you ride a mare or a gelding? Besides brushing, hoofpicking, taking/untacking I also love to take horse to the pasture after a session. While she's grazing I walk along and chase off insects, so they don't pester her.

>>14829 Do you lunge her when you're in the pasture? It's fun to canter with them on the ground.

>>14829 Sounds nice, Anon. Sounds like you're much further along than I am in that case. I'm still just learning. I ride mares and geldings, just depends on the day. Surprising the difference in personality between the two. Mares seem to be a bit more complicated in their personality. I feel like it takes a little longer for them to accept you as the rider. Is that your experience, or maybe different?

>>14832 It's a well known thing that mares are temperamental and complicated. Some people don't ride them because of that. It's because mares have their hormones and geldings don't. Stallions have different hormones so they are difficult in other ways than mares.

>>14831 Nah. Pasture is a work-free environment. She should have her private time. >>14832 >Is that your experience, or maybe different? Yea, mares are their own class completely. I love them so fucking much, it's not even a meme. It's always an intellectual sparring match with them, as well as physical sometimes. With geldings, not so much intellectual, although there are some bright souls here and there. But I've never met a stupid mare yet. You need to show a mare not only that you can be assertive, but also that you can be a good partner. That's why I always spend as much time as I can with the horse.

>>14833 >>14837 Yeah, I've heard similar things about mares, stallions, and geldings. I'd like to get good at riding all three (heard that I should wait to try riding stallions until I have much more experience though). Taking lessons is fine and all, but frequently riding different horses makes it difficult to connect with them. Maybe it's a good idea to just get good enough and then rent a horse to practice so that it could be the same horse every time?

>>14865 Definitely worth renting one; the bond with the animal is actually more important than riding skill. Even a mediocre rider can ride a hot blooded horse if there is that connection.

>>14865 >I'd like to get good at riding all three What's your goal? Recreational riding or sports?

>>14871 Sports. Wanna do this (horseback archery): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gumuNn2PAQo. I've got a long way to go, and maybe I'll never achieve it, but I wanna try in any case. >>14869 Thanks for the advice! I'll look into renting. I think a few more lessons before I'm comfortable being on my own though.

>>14876 A subjective advice, but still: always regard your horse before yourself. Always pay attention to horse and think about horse more than yourself.

>>14971 Funny horse! Nice posture but legs are a little thin.

>>14975 That's actually my attempt at >>345

>>14977 Ooh I see. I like the shading too. That velvet shine effect on horses coats is nice.

Reckless

>>15043 Single-hoofedly won the war.

Imagine this music, from the Russian province of Tuva (where there is a strong historical culture of horsemanship), playing while you ride your favorite pony in battle and take out the enemies of Equestria with a bow and arrows. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8sF9kom648

Reckless, from photo

>>15612 Does Reckless have any medals?

>>15617 She actually does. She has: >Dickin Medal >Purple Heart (2) >Navy Presidential Unit Citation (2) >Navy Unit Commendation >Marine Corps Good Conduct Medal >National Defense Service Medal >Korean Service Medal (4) >United Nations Korea Medal >Animals in War & Peace Medal of Bravery

>>15625 Wow, quite well decorated! Read that she got to freely roam the camp and pretty much did her duties without direction. Imagine it's a cold night and she comes into your tent for warmth; that's so sweet.

>>16021 another shitty attempt

>>16153 The supply mare

Atreyu and Artex

>>16362 dont remind

An attempt has been made.

>>16418 That one's pretty good; shading conveys the geometry well. I like the mane.

>>16398 But Artex came back at the end; better than ever even. Imagine riding Artex through the Crystal mountains, guided by the Orin. Imagine hunting the purple buffalo using bow and arrow, from atop Artex's back.

>>16788 pretty

Horses are sexy

>"Anon! It's a pity your waifu isn't real. >"But I am! I too love my mane brushed and you can do that with your very hands! I too love hugs, and you can hug me! >"I love boops, I enjoy a warm clear day, I can be happy or sad. >"Do not let your love and tenderness of your heart go to waste. Equines are real!" >"Please, volunteer at your nearest horse rescue or spare some coin to a true and verified horse charity!"

>>13395 I have returned again. I swear I made this post like last month. Wtf. >>13969 agreed >>14099 it grown worse even since this post. I feel like there are some trolls pretending to be doomfags as well. The stealth furry/scalie threads are awful.

>>16892 >Anon gets a mail-order bride

>>157 >"Looks like a load a' hogwash to me..." >"..." >"What's her name?"

pretty mare

>>16998 Caught trying to sneak into Canterlot Palace.

>>16996 Do you actually know?

>>17013 I wish!

>>17015 How do you know it's not a gelding?

>>16996 pretty mare

I took requests in /horsegen/

>>17162 That's a pretty sweet hat.

>>17162 Nice! Now give her a fancy top hat.

I love horses. Do you love horses?

>>17190 They're pretty cool.

>>17202 Looks like they're having a fun time at the beach.

>>17209 I like her mane.

>>17162 your posts in /an/ are a treasure

>>17232 Did that horse get stuck rolling over?

>>17236 yes. fairly common for them to get stuck somewhere when there isnt enough space to roll.

A request from /horsegen/ I knocked over a bottle of paint like a fucking idiot when taking the photo, so had to include the area with name

this webm has audio >>17253 hilarious, still kino

you're going to want to hear the audio on this

I painted one of the Fallen Oak horses

>>17315 Came out great Anon. Do we know a name?

>>17320 Her name is Sierra

webm with audio, very loud angry snorts

>>17419 What is this contraption she's trapped in?

>>17419 Hate the threadmills. The groundwork should be done in person

>>17420 horse generator, converts horse power into electric watts

>>17419 why u mad bro?

>>17446 she is trapped in the belly of the machine, and the machine is bleeding to death

>>17453 Look's like the horse is having some fun.

what a childhood

The board is back. Nice!

>>17568 >New art A-mare-zing

>>17568 repostan the sleepy filly that got lost in the restore

>>17764 This horse needs some Mexican Mariachi theme music.

>>17670 This horse has reached the highest state of zen. >>17765 Super cute.

i love this tiktoker >>17786 cute

>>17922 God I wish to prod a horse.

>>17928 With your finger, right? Right?

new art

>>18087 Awesome stuff Anon.

What do ypu think about this?

>>18127 pls respond

>>18127 >>18229 It's a pretty cool horse.

>>18127 >>18229 it's actually really good. I feel like the shapes towards the neck and chest are a little too distinct and sharp, giving it a bit of a toyetic character, but her head is excellent. I'm not a traditional painter so I don't know for sure, but I feel like you should do more layering so the white of the canvas doesn't show up as much - that'd make blending and shoft shapes show up better.