Let's tell horse related jokes.
I'll start with a Russian one:
>A man comes to sexologist.
"Comrade doctor, I think I love horses"
>"Well, horses are beautiful, majestic creatures. Many people love them. What seems to be the problem?
"I mean, I attracted to them sexually."
>"Now that's interesting, comrade! Please, describe your-
>Oh, by the way, who do you attracted to the most -- mares or stallions?" "Mares of course!
AM I LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING FAGGOT TO YOU?!!!!11"