>to avoid AiE shit Oh boy here we go.

>>23586 Don't tempt fate

>>23583 >(You) choose >no memories- not (You) here's your (You) i guess

>>23593 It's a hypothetical question calm down

I choose OP getting gassed for being a faggot.

>>23583 >you'll lose all your memories I pick who the fuck cares. I'm dead in any way that matters. Let's go with Discord and S3, after he hooks up with Fluttershy.

>>23593 How is it even that hard to understand, you'd still have the same soul, and you're also picking what you think you'd want your future life to be. >>23603 I just wanted a milf thread, I didn't expect this crap. >>23609 >Let's go with Discord and S3, after he hooks up with Fluttershy. That's just fucked.

>>23615 >you'd still have the same soul No, I wouldn't. Everything you have done, everything you have seen, is all wiped away. The soul becomes a blank slate. What you're asking is "Who do you want to be the mother of this complete stranger?".

>>23639 The way I see it, experiences still leave a mark on the soul, even if you can't remember them; I suppose I should have been more clear when I made the thread, but I was more concerned about preventing AiE autism.

I would be born to whatever random parent would show me love and care and teach me to be the best pony I can be, beyond that I don't care because that's future me's problem. That dude's gonna have pony problems, I'm not gonna be able to relate to him at all.

>>23641 >You don't know why, but you keep calling Starlight Glimmer "Poochie", and you keep trying to turn her inside-out.

>>23645 Pony problems are People problems

>>23583 >lose all your memories Do I know what Equestria is? Do I, a human forgetting I love ponies, want a pony to be my mother? Do I know what a pony is?

>>23658 >Do I, a human forgetting I love ponies, want a pony to be my mother? see >>23641 >>23647

>>23615 >I j-just wanted a milf thread >blatantly puts his TFtranny fantasies in the OP No, you just wanted to use momhorses as a plug-in for your degeneracy. Fuck off.

>>23681 >tranny tranny tranny yep, it's nhnb

>>23583 Oh I don't know if I could choose. They all seem like super sweet mothers to have. Okay, either Twilight Velvet, Windy Whistles or Pear Butter. I am less sure how I would look brought up by flutter, pinka or rary-mom.

>>23583 I guess it'd be a mom pony that isn't one of the ones shown here so I'd have a chance with any of the mane6, to avoid incest unless you're into that.

>>23583 You could have just ended your post at the first question mark and it could have been a decent prompt.

>>23583 Thanks to this story https://www.fimfiction.net/story/574794/anon-annie I want Applejack to be my pony mom.

>>23681 Is it wrong to make your own headcanon and say that Creamheart is canon? She does have an episode soo. >>23817 Ya I messed it up big time, I reported it and asked the mods to delete since I can't but oh well, was gonna remake it without a prompt at all, maybe it'll just fix itself you know?

>choose pear butter >date my sisters

>>24332 Do you have to read the one that comes before it first?

>>23583 >Pear Butter or Cloudy Quartz No way, I don't want to live in a farm >Cookie Crumbles I like Rarity and Sweetie Belle, but it would suck to have them as my sisters >Mrs. Shy It could work >Windy Whistles It would be really cool to have Rainbow Dash as my sister >Twilight Velvet She's the one I would choose because Twily is my waifu and it would be nice to grow up with her and her brother. But since I wouldn't be able to marry Twily, I would have to marry Trixie instead (Starlight would work too)

>>23583 deciding this, you not only need to take into account the parent, but the siblings and living conditions you'd have as well >Twilight Velvet Pros: >99.999% chance of being born a unicorn >high chance of being born a unicorn with at the very least notable levels of magic power >born in Canterlot >good siblings Cons: >two very high achieving siblings so a lot of potential pressure >Windy Whistles Pros: >born a pegasus >born in Cloudsdale >Dash as a sister would push you to be just as good as her so she'd have good competition -Your parents would love and support you no matter what Cons: >Dash would almost certainly surpass you in every way so get used to that silver medal >parental support may warp into feeling like they're mocking you if you see yourself as a failure >Cookie Crumbles Pros: >high chance of being born a unicorn >you'd have two sisters, one generous and one loving Cons: >you'd probably end up in Rarity's shadow >would have to put up with Rarity pretending to be posh despite your parents having accents like they're from Pony Minnesota >Mrs. Shy (did we ever learn what the fuck her name is?) Pros: >Born a pegasus >Kind and loving family Cons: >Zephyr as a brother >Zephyr as a brother >Zephyr as a brother >Cloudy Quartz Pros: >Working on a rock farm you'd probably end up as one of the strongest earth ponies in Equestria >Pinkie as a sister Cons: >Born a mud pony >Born in the middle of buttfuck nowhere >Pony amish family >High chance of being dead inside like the three sisters that aren't Pinkie >Pear Butter Pros: >Born into the Apple Family >Incest? Cons: >Incest? >Parents die when you're young Twilight Velvet is probably the safest bet in terms of getting a quality life, Cookie Crumbles could be nice to mess with Rarity, the Shy family is tempting if only to give Fluttershy a brother that isn't Zephyr and Pear Butter is appealing as the Apple Family is top comfy

>>24464 >Zephyr as a brother >Zephyr as a brother >Zephyr as a brother This would also mean that dissapointing your parents is borderline impossible Rolling for not dissapointing new Shy parents

>>24468 The trick is that you have to bully Zephyr into not being a degenerate

>>24470 this is why OP is a degenerate tranny fag for saying you get no memories if you have no memories of what Zephyr becomes how are you supposed to be enough of yourself to motivate yourself to bully him into being better, with no memories you run the risk of becoming as meek as the rest of your family and putting up with his degeneracy

>>24472 I am OP, but I don't disagree with bullying Zephyr

>>24475 good luck with that when you have no memories >I would just naturally grow up to not like his- no, no you would not, that's the point of keeping your memories

>>24476 If you do not believe in your heart of hearts that your soul would bully Zephyr Breeze (If Zephyr has a middle name then why doesn't Fluttershy?) then that's your own problem.

>>24479 considering that I was planning to post some new green to the Anonstallion thread before /mlp/ died this is tempting me to at least write a one shot for here I got stuff to do today, so when I get back, I might write it then

>>24491 If it involves a young Anon bullying Zephyr Breeze and also has Mrs. Shy in it, then consider me hyped for it

>>23664 >see: [example and explanation] Not only are you erased, but you also drive an innocent foal completely insane. This just keeps getting better and better.

>>24544 Why would they go insane, do you got some demons you gotta tell us about Anon?

>>24551 They would have a lifetime's worth of "marks on their soul", but none of the memories to give it any context. Since we're talking about bronies, here, at the very least we'll have them hating certain ponies for no discernible reason and/or irrational infatuation with ponies they have never met. (possibly ones that don't even exist)

>>24574 >hating ponies WHAT?!

>>24574 >They would have a lifetime's worth of "marks on their soul" All of which they'd have their whole life to get over, and it's not like irrational phobias don't exist, if you want, you could maybe have Flashbacks/dreams about your past however those end up being depicted (if you want that to even be a thing in your fantasy) >at the very least we'll have them hating certain ponies for no discernible reason Hating people for no reason and getting over it later isn't suuuper uncommon as is >or irrational infatuation with ponies they have never met. That would probably end up being a longing for something more until you met them, at which point your soul might still love them so that opens up a can of worms, and possibilties >(possibly ones that don't even exist) I don't even think this one would apply at all, you'd get over that fast.

>>24496 >Be Anon >Be the youngest of the shy family >Be a pegasus >Be a little little pegasus >Playing with blocks >Gonna build the biggest bridge ever and show mom and dad >Suddenly they're knocked over >Your kingdom, in ruins >Your subjects, broken >Only one pony in this house is enough of a lead hoof to knock over blocks >"Hey mom!? We're out of my favourite juice! Can you fly to the store and get more!?" >You look up the pale blue leg at a face you've wanted to hit since you could first fathom wanting something >Zephyr Breeze >Your older brother >Bane of your existence >Bane of this family's existence if you're honest >You're not sure if he's unaware of how much the rest of the family hates him, or if he's just THAT stupid >Nonetheless, he ruined your playtime >That was sacred, right up there with naptime >You swiftly kick his heavy hooves away a get back to rebuilding >"Oh, hey little bro, didn't see you. How's the weather down there?" >You groan at the joke >He's told it a million times >"You playin' here all by yourself?" He asks, pointing to the destruction he carelessly caused "I was." You emphasise the past tense, but it, like many things, goes over his head >"Well hey, why don't I play with you a little? You know, get some brotherly bonding time in" He tries to wrap a wing around you which you swiftly avoid, shoving him away >Despite being smaller than him, he flops over like a wet noodle anyway >"What is your problem today Anon!?" He asks looking at you confused >As if he didn't just wreck your stuff "My problem is you!" You said pointing a hoof in his face. "You ruined my blocks!" >He scoffs at your words. "Blocks." Then goes off further into the house. "Hey!" You yell down the hall at him. "Leave mom alone today, she's sick!" >"Fresh air will help her feel better." >If he actually- >He did >He actually guilt tripped your sick mother into getting him his stupid juice >Thankfully Shy got them at the door and put a stop to it >She flew out to get the juice while you brought your mom back into bed and tucked her in >You're quite a family, you five >Your sister got mom's coat and a lighter mane, Dad unfortunately passed his genes to Zephyr >Then there was you, a green mix of your mom's yellow and your dad's blue "Can I get you anything else mom?" >She chuckles softly at you. "Oh, you don't need to do anymore, sweetheart, you and flu- you three have done enough for me." >If you had to say one flaw about your mom while held at swordpoint is that she gives Zephyr too much credit "Zephyr almost made things worse" You grumble as you check her cover and pillows once more >"He... tries." Your mom offers "He should try harder." You try to just mutter the words but from your mom's laugh you guess it wasn't quiet enough >You worry briefly when her laugh turns to harsh coughs but she waves you off "I'll at least get you more water." >Before you can fly off, you're gently guided into your mom's chest in a hug >She whispers softly >"I'm so proud of you, Anon, you're already such a big colt. I'll have to fight off mares with a stick when you're older." >This makes you laugh as you try to squirm out of her grip "Mom! I don't even like fillies, they're gross!" It was true, every colt knew this >"Oh? But I see you hang out with Rainbow Dash a lot." "She's the most annoying one!" You argue back. >With a final laugh she let's you go >As you get out of the room you bump into Zephyr "Oh, it's you" You say with a roll of your eyes. "What do you want, Zephyr?" >"I need to talk to mom." He tries to push past you but you place a hoof to his chest. "Why?" >"I wanna ask when she thinks she'll be better. They're offering piano lessons on the other side of Cloudsdale tomorrow and I want to know if she can take me." >You have not yet found a dictionary, thesaurus, or lexicon that contains the words that describe what you think of your brother >But you'll find the words >Even if you have to invent the language >You rise to his face >Normally it'd be less effective with how he

>>24879 "I'm getting mom water, if I so much as hear her door creak, or hear you bother her for the rest of the day..." You genuinely don't know what you'll do to him >Taping his wings and tossing him off the side of the clouds is the first and most merciful thing that comes to mind >But your silence seems to speak volumes to him as his eyes shrink to pinpricks as he nods and backs away >"Y- you know, little bro, fillies don't like colts who are all... in your face, like you are. If you ever want to get one of the fillies in your class to like you, you should try taking a page out of your big brother's book." >He tries to hold his head high with use of defining your place in the family >But any filly that'd want him isn't a filly you'd want to want you >You actually, physically gag as the thought brings an unholy mental image to yourself >"Ha ha. Real funny, Anon." He huffs and walks away. "Oh, and by the way! Rainbow Dash isn't gross, she's cute, and-" You are officially at your daily Zephyr limit. "Shut up, Zephyr!" >You faintly hear your mom groan from the room >Right, she hates it when you fight with him >Well, it wasn't really a fight >Fights were two way >You quickly get more water and double check if she needs anything before leaving her to rest >When Fluttershy comes back, she fines you clenching your jaw so tight that you're surprised your teeth haven't cracked while you feel a vein bulging in the side of your head >To make sure Zephyr didn't try to sneak into mom's room to bother her, you forced yourself to stay in the same room as him >And >He >Won't >Shut >Up >"Zephyr." While you could get him to listen if you yelled, Shy was able to do it while speaking as softly as mom or dad did. "Don't you have homework to do?" >"Hey sis! Do you have my juice?" He asks, trying to ignore the question. >While you are but a mere apprentice at handling your brother, your sister, is a master. She says nothing. Does nothing. Just waits politely for him to answer her question. >The smile he had at thoughts of juice fades until he bounces back slightly. "I- it's not due for a few days." He says, waving her off >"And what if you get homework at school tomorrow?" >"I'll just-" He starts with a lazy smile before shrinking back as she simply stares at him, then raises a brow. "I'll just... go do it now." He drags himself off the sofa and sadly walks into his room. >You sigh and sag as you finally relax with him gone >Fluttershy comes beside you and wraps you in a wing hug that you happily lean into >"Are you okay?" She asks softly "No!" You fume. "He's awful! He tried to bother mom about his stupid juice instead of waiting for dad, then, when you left, he tried to bother her again about some stupid piano lesson, and he knocked over my blocks earlier, and he didn't even say he was sorry!" >There are tears in your eyes >Why are there tears!? >You've always known him this way >But... >But why is he always this way >He's your brother >Why is he so naturally awful >It's like he's too stupid to even realize it >"Nonny..." Shy coos as she cradles you a little >You liked that nickname >"You did SO well today. And I'm gonna tell dad all about it." You sniffle a little at that. "Really?" >"Mhm. And I think he's gonna be proud of you too. Maybe he'll even let you have ice cream." >Ice cream >You heard once that the princesses can eat ice cream whenever they want >That'd be awesome >"I'm sorry he knocked over your blocks." >She had a habit of apologizing for Zephyr cause he never did "It's fine." You mutter. "'was stupid anyway." >Fluttershy chuckles at that. "Anon, you're only four. Lots of fillies and colts your age play with blocks." "Yeah right, like who?" You ask >She briefly looks around herself, checking that you're alone, and you do the same >Then, she leans in. "Can you promise to keep a secret Nonny?" >You nod and she leans a little closer >"Rainbow Dash still has the blocks me and her used to play with when we were your age." >Your eyes widen >Partially in shock >Partially bec

>>24882 >Your kingdom was broken >But it could be rebuilt >You had the technology >You just had to make a quick trip >Your little wings buzz at your back as you take off, startling Fluttershy a little "Can you make sure Zephyr stays in his room until I get back?" >"Um... okay, but why?" She asks, slightly confused "Vengeance." You say quietly before buzzing out the door >It wasn't hard to go to Rainbow Dash's house and back >What was hard was convincing her to let you have the blocks >Mostly because she denied their existence at all >However, when you told her it was to get back at Zephyr, she agreed >On the condition that you took pictures >But that wasn't a condition >It was an obligation >Thus you began constructing your masterpiece >You struggled and toiled for minutes on end >The balance of your blocks had never been more level >Never before had such a height been reached >But soon enough >It was ready >Your lost kingdom, raised anew >A monolith >The monument to your brother's imminent, and unfortunately temporary, demise >Everything was in place >Now to set the bait >You stand beside Zephyr's door and clear your throat >"Hey Fluttershy! Rainbow Dash is at the door for you!" >You hear the telltale signs of him getting out of bed, clearly napping instead of doing his homework. >Hook. >"Rainbow Dash?" >Line. >"Rainbow Dash!" >And sinker. >Predictable as ever, Zephyr charges out of his room to meet his one-sided crush >And straight into your tower of blocks >But it was not one mere tower, no, it was several >And not a simple, single row of towers, oh no >They stretched out into the hallway >He was pelted and pummelled by dozens, if not hundreds of falling blocks of wood that his hooves and wings could do nothing to defend from >FInally, your subjects were avenged >All the while you laughed maniacally as you took picture after picture, almost falling out of your flight from how much your stomach hurt >Fluttershy came over to investigate and quickly saw the scene >She gave you a stern look, but ultimately said nothing as she picked Zephyr up to get him a band-aid and cold cloth for his bruises >And, of course, he was crying >Crying that swiftly became wailing when he found out Rainbow Dash wasn't actually here >You knew that Fluttershy was going to sit you down and ask you not to do something like that again >But there was something about today that felt... >Right >You don't know how, and you don't know why >But you're definitely gonna keep doing stuff like this to your brother >Finally, he's useful for something

>>24879 small correction to this part of the story that got clipped by accident >You rise to his face >Normally it'd be less effective with how he was bigger than you >But it worked just fine with how he always backed away from you when you got close to him like this

>>24887 don't know if I'll continue this, but it was admittedly quite fun to have an Anonpone bully Zephyr if I do continue it, it'll probably go through a few other ages until they're grown up

>>23712 Every barbienigger should be rangebanned

>>23583 Why is the bottom right so intimidating?

>>25288 >Why do I feel fear when I think of Pear Butter as my mother? She not in the series, or the flashback to teen Applejack. If she's your mother, you know you will lose her when you are very young.

>>24879 >>24882 >>24887 Finally got around to reading this and yo, it was great! Turned out better than what I was expecting too. >>24901 Either way it works fine as a short story, wouldn't mind more though.

>>25288 It's that 1000% pure innocence look, combined with knowning that she dies young, that causes a feeling of dread.

>>24887 >Zephyr what a little bitch

>>25302 I want to be sexually imprinted by Pear Butter.

>>25300 >Rainbow Dash image How did Zepher get flicked? By the motion of the lines, it would seem a back mane flick that slapped him. But if the motion is right to left from our POV, shouldn't the hair be on the right side of her head

>>25381 Looks like she whipped him in the face with her tail

>>25382 hot

>>23583 Going turbo-sperg and overthinking this. Pear Butter already has three kids, burdening her with a fourth sounds rough. Same with Piemom. I think I'd feel a lot of pressure trying to live up to Twilight and Shining's example, and being called the second best at basically everything by Bow and Windy would probably give me a complex. Rarity's parents don't really seem all that attentive. I think I'd go with Mrs. Shy. See if we can't Goldilocks this shit and make a kid that isn't too much of a self-absorbed dick, isn't too much of an introvert, and is just decently dependable.

>>25302 I was more referring to the depraved things she's thinking about while having that look.

>>25622 Came to the same conclusion. >>25936 Oh, well then.

>>23583 Stellar Flare so I get to be childhood friends with Glimmy, spend every moment together having fun and practicing magic. Graduate magic school together top of the class, marry my life long sweetheart and start a family.

>>25943 it'd probably be a good thing if it was like OP said and I didn't have memories otherwise I'd be a very horny child

>>26049 But wouldn't Glimglam like Sunburst more still, or would he not exist? >>26111 Considering who it is, you might not get the chance to be horny for very long anways.

>>26589 if I was somehow the eldest son, I might get to be around them long enough to be old enough and strong enough to rape her before she dies

>>27593 Why not save her?

>>28487 He's too >rape brained to even save himself from the looks of it.

Its Mothers Day and you fuckers didnt even praise your favorite mom-mare. For shame.

>>29445 For me, it's Windy Whistles.

Shameful that no one else showed support for their favorite milf pone on mothers day.

was too busy bucking (You)r mom

>>29521 >too busy bucking a human milf to appreciate pony milfs >on mothers day too Shameful indeed. Who's your favorite pony milf anon?

do older mares really!?

>>29530 >do older mares really!? They sure do. >>29531 I was not expecting a man of such refined culture to be amongst us.

>>24901 Hey if you're still coming back here by chance do, you plan on making any more of this at all? I enjoyed how silly it was.

Irl I study geology, and I have lived on a farm and liked it. Cloudy Quartz it is, no questions asked. Having Ponk as a sister would be awesome, and the rest of the Pie sisters I could see myself getting on well with