Is sad to lost /mlp/ even if is temporary, but seeing this here make me happy, thanks.

>>24053 What is the proper medical term for the treatment these nurse horses are so kindly administering?

>>24199 Cuddle therapy. Very effective.

>>24053 I can't believe RGRE has managed to outlast /mlp/ itself.

>>24264 >Cuddle therapy https://poneb.in/Jg7S3YE5

>>24269 I can't believe I managed to outlive /mlp/.

>Open up a cuddle stand >Charge five bits per cuddles >Become rich Tell me why this wouldn't work.

>>24313 What part of the ride never ends didn't you understand?

>>24316 That's legally considered prostitution in Equestria you slut.

>>24321 Unless you have a medical license in which case it's therapy.

>>24053 I hope Sunburst anon returns

>>24495 He was in the "last image you saved" thread a day or two ago.

>>25167 Do mares say "balls or gtfo"?

>>25169 Yes. Also "sheathe or stfu".

>>25169 >>25173 Do mares argue whether sheathe, shaft, or sack is superior like men argue over tits, ass, and hips?

>>25176 Probably but I don't know why a mare would ever argue for sheathes.

>>25167 >The opinions in question

Continuation of https://ponepaste.org/10819 "Sunburst, what the f-" >"Oh, thank you, Sunburst!" Rarity throws herself to the floor, "Thank you, thank you, thank-" >"The invitation. We accept the invitation." Sunburst clarified, cringing at the sight of Rarity's groveling >Rarity clears her throat as she stands back up >"Yes. Of course." Rarity says, smoothing back a stray clump of hair >"Seriously?!" Sweetie Belle squeaked up, her furious sneering bouncing between Rarity and Sunburst >"You're gonna let that gross col-" >"Hush." Sunburst commanded, his voice sharp and heavy >Sweetie Belle instantly clams up, falling silent and averting her gaze to the ground >Though it hadn't been directed at you, the sound of his words makes your fur stand on end, and you feel yourself involuntarily cowering in place >Sunburst's scowl weakens, and he brings his head down to Sweetie Belle, giving her a brief nuzzle that seems to lift her spirits >Huh... >Pulling away from the girl, Sunburst resets his stern glare on Rarity >"We accept your invitation. Accepting your apology is another matter." >"Y-yes, I suppose it would be. Ehm, Darling, what do you say we all head inside and discuss-" >"We'll see you and your filly at the party, Ms. Belle." >Sunburst swiftly shuts the door on Rarity and Sweetie Belle >The lock clicks, and he heads back into the house with a huff >"The nerve..." Now I can say my green outlasted 4chan, kek

>>25319 The first steps of Anon learning to accept physical contact?

>>25319 Yay, Finally managed to find your stuff back.

>>25319 Man I wish I had come to these threads earlier, this story is really good. Sunburst is becoming a character I really like so stumbling across this green has been great!

>>25319 glad to see a fellow writefag survived the purge how do you plan to identify yourself now that we don't have the pony flags you were using before? or are you just gonna link your green each time?

>>25319 Sunburst, why? Why are you making Anon go to this party? This is some pony bullshit.

>>25319 >Your brow furrows as you see Sunburst walking back into the depths of the house "Sunburst?" >Sunburst doesn't respond "Sunburst." >He keeps muttering angrily to himself as he walks "Sunburst!" >"-get my hooves on-Huh?" Sunburst whips his head around to look at you, the tension quickly leaving his body when he realizes you're calling him >"O-oh, I'm sorry, Anonymous. I, uh..." Sunburst rubs his temple with a hoof and shakes his head >"Did you say something?" >Alright, that was a little weird >Weirder than everything else so far, that is "Uh, yeah. Why did you just do that?" >"Do what?" "That!" >You jut a hoof towards the front door "You accepted the invite! You know that girl-erm, filly assaulted me, right? As a matter of fact, why haven't you pressed charges on them? She coulda killed me!" >Sunburst stares at you silently, his brow lightly creased in confusion >A weak snort escapes him, and his mouth grows into a smirk >"Charges? What for?" >You balk at Sunburst, stunlocked by his words "F-for this!" >You yank the edge of your mouth back to show off your empty toothsocket "To the dungeonf, you faid!" You exclaim through your stretched lips >Sunburst cringes at the sight and shakes his head again >"Anonymous, I was in the heat of passion when I said that. I thought you'd been put into a coma, or worse! Being locked in the dungeon is far more appropriate for ponies like your p-" Sunburst suddenly cuts himself off and forces a cough >You squint your eyes at him "Like my wha-" >"Ah!" Sunburst points at a clock on a nearby wall, "Look at the time." >Sunburst about faces and speedwalks down the hall >"Finish your breakfast, Anonymous. Too much to do today!" is the last thing you hear from him before he disappears behind his bedroom door >Your face scrunches in dubious thought as you make your way back to your seat in the kitchen >The gears grind in your mind, turning and churning >You bury your face into your oatmeal once more >Aw man, it got cold

>>25397 I suppose I'll just post my greens the same as everybody else. I'd considered namefagging or something, but that seems a bit excessive(?)

>>24135 It's kind of weird because I can't decide if things feel busy or not. Any individual altchan doesn't have a ton of traffic, but I've got I don't know how many tabs across various sites open now to piece back together the whole. There isn't as much going on, but I'm having to put more work into spinning the plates of what is available. >>25319 I keep wondering how the other two CMCs are going to react to her beating up a colt, heh.

>>25977 good stuff as always, glad to see you're still going >>25980 you could save some Sunburst images and post with them?

>>25980 Excessive? It hasn't been that long since writefags namefagged when posting greens in this thread, has it? When did that become a faux pas?

>>25987 > Any individual altchan doesn't have a ton of traffic How many are there? All I know is this and mlpol.

>>26008 8chan is still a possibility and there's also plus those are the ones I know, but there are probably even more than that

>>26013 Seems like a pain to keep track of it all, imagine having 4 different RGRE threads all up in separate tabs.

>>26030 that's the real problem and why I don't understand this encouragement for alt chans, is the moderation less cancerous? yes. are the captchas less annoying. sometimes. but 4chan was THE place to go, you didn't need anywhere else, people weren't divided, they congregated in one place, for as faggy as it sounds it really was a community, a community of faggots, niggers, ziggers, degenerates and every other kind of scum, but it was still our community damn it

>>25992 I agree with this. Post sunbursts with your posts

>>25319 Yay the green continued, thanks anon. >>26013 That something really bothersome, I prefered that only were one but there not much we can do.

>>26047 >I don't understand this encouragement for alt chans Well, a bunker is good for exactly what's happening now, and redundancies are useful given how often /mlp/ projects tend to go tits up, but yeah, when you do have multiple functioning alts, which one do you pick? Anyway, I went through all those alts, they seemed to be mostly dead, deader than nhnb anyway, others were dead AND offputting since they allowed anthro and other shit. Think I'll stick with this. >>25996 >It hasn't been that long since writefags namefagged when posting greens in this thread, has it? Yes, no, maybe so? All I learned from lurking was that namefagging was bad, so I didn't. And despite me writing some stories over the last few years now, I guess I never really considered myself a "real" writefag (no, I'm not Sunburst anon). >>26047 Yup, miss the delightful, sophisticated place that was 4chan already. >>26239 All others seem deader than nhnb. >I prefered that only were one but there not much we can do.

>>26271 >Yes, no, maybe so? All I learned from lurking was that namefagging was bad, so I didn't. And despite me writing some stories over the last few years now, I guess I never really considered myself a "real" writefag (no, I'm not Sunburst anon). IIRC some anons asked writefags to use names/trips because they didn't like their greens and wanted to filter them. But that was back when we blew through a thread a day and had multiple greens and chains of discussion all happening at once.

>>26271 >>26300 When I started lurking the thread (which, admittedly, was pretty late in the thread's life) writefags were asked to use a name to make it easier to follow. Granted, the thread also regularly had autistic worldbuilding discussions, built upon random prompts for multiple consecutive threads, fights over eqg and nmp, and other things some anons preferred to scroll past. Still, it seemed like if the thread believed you'd "earned" the right to namefag when posting your green, you were expected to. And it's not like it was hard to earn. I believe notawriteranon's shitposty pizza boy green was the only one he wrote for this thread, and he gained the after only the first two or three posts. I don't believe it took SQA many posts before starting to use a name either, but I don't remember exactly. On the other hand, by the time I came around LaP was already known for leaving no intended indication he was the writer. In recent years APA has been the same way.

>>26326 >writefags were asked to use a name to make it easier to follow This. It was the same story with AiE back in 2012. The thread just used to be a lot more active, and it's hard to tell which green is which when everyone is going Anon.

>>25319 >>25977 we're so fucking back

Ah fuck I FINALLY found you guys!

>>25977 Somepony teach this poor little colt magic so he won't have to eat like a mudhorse or Twilight.

>>24053 >NigNogs When is this faggot coming back

Stop being a slut Anon.

>>26271 personally I'm here and on mlpol, mlpol seems to be keeping discussion of what's going on with 4chan and potential futures more than here, plus it's a bit rougher than here and reminds me of old 4chan, here is top comfy for pony stuff and I hope the cytube people find/have found their way here

so if this is the sfw board does that include no lewd greentexts or is it like 4/mlp/ where you could be lewd in the greens?

>>26716 yes

>>26773 to the first or second?

>>26827 no

>>26829 TH-THIS BRATTY COLT!!

>>26841 I wish a girl horse would say that to me then stomp me into oblivion

>>26716 One way to find out. >Human man meet mare >SEXOOOO >Unf human dick in juicy horsepussy >Plap plap plap plap >Cum the hardest in your life >Cuddles afterward >The end Let's see if this gets me banned.

>>26873 Good green dude You have a pastebin?

>>26873 yo bro u got more of dis sheit ?

>>25977 NGL, not a promising start for this orange dork. Day 1 and we've got Anon getting one of his teeth knocked out, getting his dinner stolen (and him being too bitchmade to rat Twilight out, apparently), and Sunburst accepting an invite to a party for the girl who kicked his ass. It'd be a legitimate twist if he really did ditch Sunburst on the third day like "enjoy all the children's furniture dipshit, hope no one asks you any uncomfortable questions about it"

>>26873 moar

these are my new favorite threads

>>26461 no

>>26918 >Anon steals some bits >Buys a train ticket >GTFOs >No note >No sign of where he went >Sunburst panics >Almost starts a riot thinking Anon got foalnapped or his abusive parents got him >Cadence finds out he's panicking about a kid that's not even his >Can't do shit about it >Sunburst cries over the children's furniture >Starlight rapes him >Anon relaxes somewhere else away from the fag You unlocked: the good ending

>>27114 >Cadance can't do anything about a missing orphan foal >Anon relaxes in a mysterious world he doesn't understand where it is illegal for him to get work I'm seeing some slight flaws but increasingly willing to forgive if Starlight finally gets what she's owed from SB.

>>27116 After getting his bearings maybe he can put in a better showing in fights and get by as a petty criminal. What self-respecting mare's going to report to the ponice that she got her ass beat by a colt?

>>26938 >>26885 >>26876 Kek, I should try to find some time to write again.

>>27114 Was unironically thinking during the beginning "Man I hope Starlight rapes Sunburst in front of Anon" because maybe Anon will be nicer to him

So it's true. At the end of the world the only things left will be the roaches, Twinkies, and rgre.

>>27141 >get mugged by a colt with foal strength who can't use magic Anon's going straight to the pedo rape dungeon, will NOT pass GO, will NOT collect a breath of free air ever again.

>>27268 >An older mare overpowers and rapes me until my balls are empty Ohhhh nooooo

>>25980 Namefagging is a form of attention whoring. An art/writefag using a name is a form of politeness. People generally figure it out anyway based on style

>>25977 In lieu of a flag, I think I'll namefag using the story's title. That seems appropriate, I think >"This is it, Anonymous." >You and Sunburst stand in front of a crystal storefront >You're getting kinda sick of the whole crystal thing >Quite the eyesore >You squint at the squiggles written above the door "Where are we?" >"Hm? Oh, right. It's a bookstore!" Sunburst announced chipperly >You give him a sceptical look "You don't have enough at home?" You ask, recalling the shelves upon shelves of books occupying your shared house >"Well, not the specific ones that-wait, did you just say 'home'?" >Sunburst stares at you, a glint of hope in his dark blue eyes "Uh...yeah?" >Sunburst is silent >Slowly, a wavy, heartfelt smile creeps onto Sunburst's face, his hoof rising to rest on his heart >Sunburst continues to stare at you like this silently >You awkwardly take a look around as the seconds tick on "Sun-" >"Let's go inside!" Sunburst rushes into the bookstore >You shake your head as you follow him >This guy just keeps getting weirder

>>27351 That's right, you should be concerned. Adult ponies are huge compared to little foals, a mare could completely smother you with her body and you'd be totally helpless. You'd have to lie there in a prison of fur and heat while she uses and abuses you. She'd probably whisper degrading things in your ear while she rides you too, not to mention the humiliation of being forced to cum so hard you little leggies stick straight out from the pleasure. There'd be no chance for you with all those pheromones in your head too, you'd succumb to Stockholme syndrome eventually, you'd be her little plaything forever. She'd probably have you serving drinks in a collar and offering yourself to her friends in a matter of months. You'd be trained up so good you'd respond to a mare approaching by just rolling on your back and opening your mouth. That's how these monsters operate, getting you mixed up on abuse and pheromones until you don't even know how to say no to a mare anymore. Even if the ponice did save you you'd be a lost cause; you'd only break your assigned therapist's heart as you went out looking for love in all the wrong places all on your own, getting caught up in seedy hovels with the most unscrupulous characters - Janes who only have bad intentions for a little colt. You'll get too messed up in the head to find a stable life, thinking the fillies your age don't have what it takes to keep a colt like you under control. Ponies who care about you, watching sadly as you circle the drain, just another misguided lad who fell off the path. Totally one-shotted by mares. It's happened before, and it'll happen to you too if you don't respect adult pussy.

>>27568 >It's happened before, and it'll happen to you too bueno

>>27518 Anon, you made his heart grow. Now you'll never get rid of him.

>>27518 This dork is definitely living out one of the fantasy books he's read.

>>27921 Hopefully he won't dump Anon when he gets tired of him.

>>27974 I wonder if we're gonna find out he's infertile or something and that's why having Anon as a kid is so special for him. I don't know how far the author is going to go but if he's not infertile and has his own kids, I wonder if there will be some conflict between Anon and Sunburst's actual children.

>>27974 Nah, everyone knows you don't dump the kid until he gets into his rebellious teen phase. The stories never go into that part. It's all love and cutesy child-parent relationships, a time skip, and then the child is a well functioning adult bringing over their grandfoals for a visit.