>>2875 Be sure to change the system date.

I'm afraid I will have to decline. I don't deserve to be satisfied, happy, or feel positive emotion in any shape or form. I also do not know what emigration to Equestria would entail. Would I become a pony? Becoming a Pony would mean taking on an entirely different name and feeling great disconnect with my physical body and I do not wish to go through that either. I will watch others live their lives there with great interest, however.

>>9914 hell as a punishment for sin is something that we can only inflict upon ourselves; you'll only be out of it when you're willing to stop punishing yourself. heaven is nothing but being able to forgive - that's why ponies have such a spiritual potency.