>little sister's birthday
>we found a place where we can go on horseback rides
>I'm coming too obviously, not gonna pass that up
>driving there I'm fucking nervous thinking about pretty mares, and how not to spill spaghetti in front of half my family
>(thanks for the fucking autism, mlp)
>arrive at the place
>there's ONLY stallions
Fun day. At least they were bros, and riding was very fun. But I wanted to stare at mare ass and all I got was horsecock. (Probably even geldings too, given how they were super docile and used for giving rides to children and such.)
I also had to constantly stop myself from bringing it up whenever one of the boomer ride organisers made small talk with me. Imagine
>arrive at stable
>"soo, I noticed you don't have any mares, what gives"
It's a miracle I kept all my spaghetti in.
So anyway, mares! Of which I didn't see any today.