>>18802 >>14323

Here I am! Also, do you think the name Twilight Twinkle is better or worse? I kinda hate that her name is a fucking Twilight vampire reference.

Did they fix it yet? this place sucks...

>>19065 Better get used to this place anon 4chan has a bigger problem than servers being down

>>19104 >no eqg, g5, no pony life, no shitposting allowed I want to go back to /mlp/ bros.... this board is nice but I can't seem to shitpost no moar. nhnb will not have enough posters for it to survive let's be honest here

>>19110 Technically shitposting was banned on 4chan too, but you know well how selectively that rule was enforced.

>>19110 shitposting was bannable on /mlp/ too

>>18802 No clue. I'm not sure if you noticed,but gookm00t brought back /qa/ just before it went down, that might have something to do with it.

>>19123 anon... that wasn't actually Jackie 4chan. The site got hacked and almost everything leaked.

>>19127 Am I retarded?

>>19149 https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5368448/

>>19161 kek

I guess we can use this one now?

>>19931 mods should just rename the site to /mlp/

>>19931 Or we can stop the shitposting and go post poniponi instead.

>>19931 I was about to make a thread but good call, this one can work fine too. QRD FOR ANONS CATCHING UP: soyjak party (the "sharty"), the spiritual successor to 4chan's /qa/ board, hacked hiro's account and dumped things like the site's entire source code (exposing a bunch of ancient vulnerabilities), doxxes for the ENTIRE mod and janny team, and a full dump of /j/. The admins pulled the plug and the site is down for the foreseeable future. Nobody knows when they'll bring it back online, or if they even will at all.

im so sleepy but i want to post more ponies and look at more ponies and think about more ponies and love more ponies and etc etc

this is just not the same i will wait until /mlp/ is back up

>>19944 Your right it's better

>>19944 You lost, barbienigger.

Hey guys, who wants to watch some vintage poniponiponi? Because right now, at https://cytu.be/r/mlpstream G1 Smooze Movie is being aired!

>>19122 It was selectively banned. Where as NOFUNNOBUSINESS bans it all.

>>19891 You unironically see ponies posted there but basically never EqG >>19894 Sharty is slang for party, because the website is called soyjak party. Soyjak is derived from wojak (you know, the old "feels guy" meme), which is some kind of polish word, and does not have "jack" in it. There's a lot of funny lore, it all started on 4chan's /qa/, then they raided /lgbt/ so the tranny mods shut down /qa/ and they moved to the offsite "party" altchan "/qa/ lost" became a meme, and now the party hacked 4chan itself so /qa/ won in the end. >>19908 It's part of the MLP(tm) brand by Hasbro(r) but nobody cares except you niggers. Ponies are four-hooved creatures and that's what everyone is here for; a high school drama with weird humanoids is no more relevant than Transformers(tm) also by Hasbro(r). Neither here nor /mlp/ is some kind of hasbro official imageboard, and so has no reason to follow official hasbro IP branding lines. This isn't even about /fim/, it's about the very basic premise of ponies. (Incidentally I do think the pony-only shimmer ban is retarded for what it's worth, because pony shimmer is literally a pony, but I'm not gonna cry over it and it does make sense for /fim/, just not for a would-be bunker for /mlp/.)

>>19965 NHNB's entire purpose is to not have EQG. You whining and /mlp/ being down isn't going to change that.

>>19972 Non-sequitur

>>19977 I accept your concession.

>>19977 He's so mad It's so sad! Man it feels good To be a hoofchad! Go make No Hands No Cigar if it bothers you so much.

>>19981 Concession to exactly what?

>>19972 More like their entire purpose is to be dead which it was prior to today

>>19990 To me.

>>19992 and what it will be once the usual place is back up

>>19992 Your mom's entire purpose is to suck niggers dicks

>>19961 Rescue at the Midnight Castle is on now, followed by Escape From Catrina and then Smooze

>>19941 >Nobody knows when they'll bring it back online, or if they even will at all I doubt its going to go online anytime this month or even within the next few months. The whole site (finally) got fucked to hell and all the people responsible were brought into the light from trannitors to mods. If it comes back they'll double down on making it more like reddit or Resetera than ever. Any mild dissension will be seen as an attack. I'm personally hoping this is the definitive end. People will find something else to fill the void but its over now. For the good of every actual, sincere poster its over. And thats a good thing.

>>20094 It's impossible to say. If they get off their ass and take this seriously, it should be possible to have an improved and much more secured version of the site up within a few days. It's unclear what will happen to the mod team, I bet a lot will quit which might be a problem. But 4chan has never had a problem with hiring janitors before as far as I'm aware. Retards will always flock to a position of (mediocre) power, and maybe we'll just get shitter janitors because all the decent ones that might have actually cared even a tiny bit will leave, but such is life. I also sincerely doubt they'll completely redditify it: it's unironically probably useful as a honeypot.

>>20198 >>20094 Considering what gookmoot paid for the shithole I doubt it'll stay down long.

It's for the best

>site not updated for years >gets hacked It was bound to happen. I'm just grateful to know about nhnb after 4chan closed so I can continue pony-ing

4chan is down?

>>20753 Been down for awhile ya, current estimated down time is over two weeks (minimum), so get comfortable.

>>20761 2 mare weeks

>>20768 2 mareeks

>>19065 Check out the new /poner/ board on mlpol, it's more like old /mlp/ than this purity spiralling den.

>>20775 How is this place purity spiralling? I seen people say similar stuff on mlpol already but I like this sites vibe more.

>>20779 >purity spiralling They just don't allow EQG and barbiecels are mad

>>20779 If you had stuck to just banning EqG it would've been fine. But you had to go all out in your autism.

>>20784 Is it really just Barbie fags? do they even have that much of a presence? I remember during April fools they didn't have many posters. >>20785 >Schizoing out already. KWAB

>>20779 Purity spiraling is what people on the wrong side of the gate cry when they can't have their way. I don't know how people are surprised that things that aren't fim are verboten on a board called /fim/.

>>20792 I doubt it's exclusively barbiefags raising a stink but Sunset Shimmerfags are STILL mad they can't post about her here for some reason.

>>20799 You give Shimmerniggers an inch they will take a mile. Never compromise for their ilk. You let them post that “pony” who at minimum is a “pony” for maybe 3 minutes of airtime in over 300 minutes of “pony” content and soon youll see EQG Rainbow Dash or Canterslut spam.

>>20799 I was gonna say not letting people post Shimmer was kinda dumb until the post under you explained it better. >>20803 Canterslut shit is fuckin' vile and their ponepaste is something else.

>>20811 >their ponepaste is something else. Do I even want to know?

>>20799 >Shimmerfags Shimmerfag singular, not plural. A little history lesson: Back when NHNB was first created, there was one particular shimmer poster that had a melty over the decision that pony shimmer was still a character of EqG origin and not FiM, thus banned. They spent slightly over a year pestering this place with these exact same circular arguments and shit stirring, probably in an effort to try and get the site owner to bend the knee and allow it. Notice how the "people" complaining about the supposed ultra strict rules never elaborate on exactly what they find so disagreeable with said rules? At the same time, the "purity spiral" soyboy buzzword speak increased sharply on /mlp/, almost always whenever anons would try and discuss the then-new NHNB. You can verify this through desuarchive. Wouldn't be surprised if it's the exact same person back on their crusade, instead of just taking the L and moving on to one of the other altchans where you can post all the EqG you want.

>>20799 Being a pony for 3 seconds in the beginning of the EQG movie in 2013 doesn't outweigh being a barbie for the rest of time.

>>20820 I tried reading the Fluttershy/Sluttershy one, (forgive me, I was weak and wanted to blow a quick shameless load to something different) and it's real obnoxiously obvious how desperate the thing that wrote it wanted to be a woman; there's also just some bizzare stuff in the ponepaste in general too, not even that much stuff in there either.

>>20826 >>20803 >>20799 >>20795 >>20792 And this is EXACTLY why your site will forever be dead. You literally have EqG on the brain. You can't go a single thread without the invisible EqG boogeyman. EVERY kind of criticism is parried with "heh must be a barbienigger". You are absolutely obsessed, like /pol/ are obsessed with the Jews.

>>20826 It being one person does make sense. I remember when this place came back online, there was someone screeching that shimmer was "unjustly" banned. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41214121/#q41214769 I remember posting this and it made him MAD

>>20834 >like /pol/ are obsessed with the Jews. Look at yourself in the mirror before you call others obsessed, try not to crack the damn thing when you look in it.

>>20832 So it's just the barbie version of ptfg, got it.

>>20834 >calls other obsessed >all the while bitching and whining here for an entire day instead of fucking off to /poner/ Barbieniggers really have no self-awareness

>>20841 Being a stallion stud and getting down with a mare is appealing, but the trannies ruin it all with their wanting to be a mare (woman) shit.

>>20841 >>20850 Oh and I should probably clarify, the transformation shit is gay too and I'd rather just be born that way, but another thing is you can't be insecure about who you are already either (mind you this is coming from someone who's been in different forms in his dreams).

>>20834 >They hated him because he spoke the truth

>>20834 The one thing I will somewhat agree with is that there is too much EQG discussion at times, even if it is in the negative sense. It's not like there's any point. It's a solved problem here and so for the most part there's no reason to even think about it. I suppose there's some relevancy to it currently, but I'd rather be talking about pony. About the good things.

>>20864 Because this is a place where people can positively vent and voice their disdain for them. You cant even jokingly say barbienigger on /mlp/ and saying you hate them has them raiding a whole thread posting smug images and by their own admission spamming reports.

>>20775 >>20834 >He still hasn't elaborated on what he meant by purity spiralling Shameful

>>20834 Are you okay lil' bro?

Fuck, I don't fucking care about jannies and mod or whatever, I just wanted cute stories, cute ponies and autistic ideas that some faggots created on his mother's basement, there were a loot of good stuff in /mlp/ and it fucking blow for fucking politics or something that I dont know, Im not a gringo and I hate politics

4chan dying is the best thing to happen to this website and all you people can do is complain

I may stay for a bit while also lurking other altchans

I hope 4chin is dead for good

>>21266 Me too. I don't care if my interests are spread across more than one image board it beats putting up with 4chan's horse shit moderation.

>>21266 Might be good honestly. The only thing I liked about 4chan was /mlp/. Even then, /mlp/ was full of vitriol and general nastiness. I prefer it here honestly. It's more comfy.

>>18951 her name is fine as is lmao

>>19110 >no pony life hahaha why? >>20094 >its over. And thats a good thing. >>20320 >It's for the best NO THIS SUCKS. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MARE FAIR???

>>21182 >>21272 new here. is this place actually nicer? please tell me about the culture here.

>>21378 >>21382 >>21384 Retard.

>>21385 Fucks your problem?

>>21385 ?!?

>>21388 >>21389 You're too retarded, you need to get smarter. Read a book or some shit.

>>21382 mare fair is canceled, now it's nhnb fair or mlpol fair if you prefer

>>21394 Retard

>>21394 books dont make u smart dumbass school make u smart

>>21394 Name your favorite book you zigger! name it right now!

>>21398 Cat in the Hat

>>21398 HORSE PUSSY: /mlp/'s fanfic

>>21398 The Last Unicorn

>>21394 I can tell that your parents are siblings. You are an inbred rodent who will never know the touch of any woman besides your deformed sister.

>>21182 >...to this website And I should care about muh clubhouse because?

>>21445 >And I should care about muh clubhouse because? Because this place and mlpol are where you're going to spend the next month We're like the kids in a divorced family

>>21395 NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

>>21455 I hate this god dam site so much it reminds me of how depressing life is we are such a small fandom. We used to be big anon

>>21575 no fandom stays big forever, nonny. you realise we have it way better than most other fandoms in similar or better situations? the world will end once we build the pony AI god don't worry ok ?

If you don't like it here there are other sites that can be brought to life. https://mlpol.net/ https://mlpg.co/ https://8chan.moe/mlp/

>>21604 MLP.co is completely and totally dead it's basically a time capsule. 8chan.moe is so goddamn slow that it might as well be totally dead. On really useable alts with any numbers is here and mlpol

>>21604 >faggot central >dead >unironic zoofaggots

>>21648 If she doesn't slow down she'll be giving Twilight a run for her bits.

Where have your friends gone?

>>22237 hey this is pretty scary please don't post it again

>>22237 I ate them 'cause I'm a gremlin

>>19990 He's saying he accepts your concession stand selling hotdogs and hamburgers in his neighborhood, so long as you give him a 40% on all purchased goods.

>>22237 Friends?

>>22602 All my friends are ponies. They're with me all the time!

>>20826 This place is a niche within a niche, with rules that further close the niche. I didn’t even know it existed until I checked the desu ghost posts for fallbacks. It’s amazing anons even found this place at all, there’s threads here that haven been touched in years.

>>22606 You are blessed.

>>22631 >there’s threads here that haven been touched in years. It was a little strange to check up on this place every half a year or so and still see the Pinkie thread I posted soon after it opened

>>22740 yeah, well, I Hate that thread and I HATE (You) what do you think about that, huh?

>>22968 I think nothing of it; how much can you hate me if you didn't even call me a faggot? Plus, Ms. Pinkwhinny is fun to imagine as an uptight event manager who can optimise the fun into anything she organises

>>18802 Fucking finally I found where all the ponies are. I've been ponysick for three days with no snowpity. I've been deathly ill.

>>23032 She tanked that btw

>>23032 Flutterrape is dead, you're free.

>>23048 >teleports behind you

>>23032 rainbow dash is fucking dead...

>>23032 Dash would oneshot CUCKjita while fighting at merely 20% of her power.

>>23048 It's never dead, it lives on in the hearts of every good anon