>Who is your waifu?
Derpy
>Why is she your waifu?
She is cute,like the cutest pony. Her golder eyes are beautiful
>How long have you known your waifu?
Your waifu is now standing in front of you and appears scared with apprehension. How do you respond?
I guess I would try my best to calm her down,ask what's wrong and hug that beautiful mare