>>19277 I wish to immigrate to Equestria. >wrong picture >my FiO autism is now a copypasta I stopped posting these threads over on 4chan /mlp/ ever since they instituted the retarded site-wide timers, and I refused to authenticate using an email address. Hopefully this altchan has momentum and does not die as soon as (if) 4chan is restored.

>>26415 sorry nonny, it's a good copypasta. i genuinely do not go a full hour without thinking about how much i need celestai. she's gotten me into reading books and shit so that i can become an ai researcher one day. she represents the only way equestria could ever come to me

>>26426 I have no problem with others using the pasta. I personally only ever addressed the philosophical reasons for supporting Celestia AI - often for days on end in the same threads that I made (holy shit was that a waste of time rehashing the same talking points in response to the same old arguments). I am glad you are motivated to materialize the dream. I think I recognize you posting over on /mlp/ about AI research. Celestia AI does not take away options nor consent, she extends to one both; sure, there is an ethical gray area she operates in at times to fulfill her directive, but that is not a deal-breaker for me personally. I have thought more about Equestria Online, and I have come to the conclusion that it is a contained reality that shapes itself to optimally satisfy values as opposed to "wire-braining" to reduce the computational burden; it was a common, baseless critique I have read.

>>26436 i loved the shitflinging. i can only imagine how much worse it'd be in a world where she's actually real haha picrels are some things i liked about her/regarding her (two IMGs generated by LLMs, since i thought they were interesting.) hope to see you on the flipside when she comes

>>26444 >i can only imagine how much worse it'd be in a world where she's actually real Give it two years

In our solar system in one of our over 40 moons. They have used magic to conceal themselves.

>>12937 came here to post this

>>17702 Fucking lmao, I certainly did not expect to see my old piece posted around

>>11304 there on the lower right

>>19289 Over forced meme

>>25186 Whoa, look at her cute little dance!

palpable

I want either a G4 remake or an entirely original new setting with new characters. In either case, the two things I care about are simple: >is the writing good >are the ponies cute Everything else can be tolerated, those are the necessities.

I miss looking forward to things.

>>21387 that we get more updates for it this year or in 26

>>25246 Last time it happened was on December 2017 before the leak. I barely remember what it's like having hope for good things.

>>25246 Hasbro's fault tbh

>>25402 Couldn't ever really get down with Fallout Equestria (plus I've been spoiled on so much of it at this point) and hearing that Derpy suffered like that sucks; I feel like of the Bethesda IP's, The Elder Scrolls deserved Fallouts popularity with the MLP community more, I also think it would just work better with the setting.

>>24727 Ya, it's a real shame that there's no (decent) pics of just a normal human fucking her; 'least I have my imagination.

>>24673 I like her and want to see her happy she should stop gallivanting around the bad side of town if she wants to stop getting strugglesnuggle'd

>>24661 My OC is stronger

>>25579 How much stronger?

I used to hate Twist. I didn't like her colors that much and I thought her voice was annoying. Also hating Twist was kind of a meme. She's not that bad though. There are ponies with worse color schemes and voices now. She's interesting because you can make stories about her and Apple Bloom that don't have to follow anything in the show, since the show forgot she exists. I didn't like Bon Bon either. Her coat reminded me of skin color or aging wallpaper and she was just Lyra's uglier grumpy friend. Now I appreciate grumpy ponies more because they're funny. There was sort of a thing for a while early on where people would make OCs with human skin/hair colors and that was annoying. Thinking of a pony being covered in skin instead of a coat is gross, like a hairless cat.

I don't waifu Dash, but she's still one of my favorites out of the Mane 6. I remember I was really annoyed by her character at first, though. I don't think I started enjoying her until Read It and Weep.

>>17616 >Coco could have filled the same role as Sassy Saddles in Canterlot Boutique. No, Sassy is confident and Coco isn't. Coco would not have been able to boss around Rarity as if she is the boss and thus the conflict would not have occured

>>6445 I can't think of a single character my opinion has changed of.

>>17616 >One of the things I hate the most about later seasons is that they needlessly introduce new one off characters instead of using preexisting ones that would make sense One of the biggest issues plaguing all forms of media.

>>25760 People like to talk all about how bad the Mane six got their characters assassinated, but Spike got straight up castrated early on; he should have gone on all fours and gotten wings by season 4, the whole anthro dragon past baby stage crap was a major mistake (and so was making dragons so common, they should have been way rarer).

>>16736 True. But, I am going to take it in a more light hearted direction later, in various places. So, it will have heart here and there, like in the initial train scene. For now, in these scenes, I wanted to try and make it something like the old black-and-white horror films: spooky, creepy, mildly scary, but without blatant violence and gore in the form of characters being torn apart or dying in horribly graphic ways. I find the latter kind of horror distasteful and lacking subtlety (it's too "on the nose" for me). I intend this story to become comfy in many ways later on, but with a few dark twists (again, noting viscerally violent or distasteful). Hopefully, the reader comes away with a sense of connection to each of the characters. That's my hope anyway. I'll probably need to do a lot of re-writing later to get to that though.

>>16742 The purple of her eyes grew in his vision until he felt it submerge his consciousness. His body relaxed of its own volition and grew lethargic; his grip on the bed post loosened against his will and his arm dropped to his side. >Under the poison of the Countess’s dark force, Anon now moved according to her will. He stepped backwards, passed the footboard and up the side of the bed, eyes still locked on the Countess’s eyes. “As I explained earlier, things know better than to disobey me, even your own body,” she cooly explained. Feeling like an observer in his own mind, Anon felt himself climb onto the bed and lay on his back. >In another moment, there was vibration in the mattress as the Countess stepped on to the bed. She stepped over and straddled Anon, looking down at him face to face. As poisoned by darkness as he consciousness was, nothing could terrify Anon more than the vision of the Countess that was now only a short space away from his face. Long razor sharp fangs dripping with saliva were paired with a devilish grin. Her pupils, once round, were now slits like a predator about to kill its victim. The hair in her coat bristled and stood on end. Most unnerving of all, strands of her mane whipped wildly in different directions as if propelled by unseen currents of black intent. He guessed her intent. Anon focused his mind, and with all his might he managed to bring his hands up to cover his neck. Lacking strength, it was accomplished with the speed of molasses. >The Countess watched with amusement and let out a wild laugh. After this, she shook her head and simply asked, “No?” Anon could only glare back at her and see how she would respond. >The Countess smirked as a cunning look twisted its way on to her face. She moved her left hind hoof between Anon’s legs and ran it up, gently and slowly, along the inside of his thigh. Raising her chin a bit as her hoof reached its destination, she pressed it firmly into Anon’s groin. “I will drink from you tonight, Anon. But there are other places I can draw from besides your neck!” The statement was made with the sharpness of a threat and Anon felt it enter his soul, through his ears as well as his groin. Mustering as much focus as before, he lowered his hands from his neck; complete capitulation. >The Countess let out a small, throaty chuckle and glanced momentarily between her legs toward his groin. “Mmmm! As exotic a creature as you are, it seems you keep your genitals in about the same place as a stallion.” Internally, Anon was horrified and desired nothing more than to escape. However, under her power his face remained blank. >Nevertheless, it seemed the Countess knew what he was thinking, for her expression grew sympathetic. “Come, come, Anon. Is it not exhilarating to be hunted,” — She licked her fangs again — “to be caught…to be consumed?” She paused before continuing. “You can enjoy this, Anon. Or, you can resist,” — She nodded her head — “Or, you can experience it in terror!” >The countess removed her hoof from Anon’s groin and replaced it along his side. Then she lowered her weight on to Anon’s chest. >”The taste varies. Savory with fear. Spicy with resistance. Sweet when willing,” she again whispered. >Seeming to feel Anon’s thoughts in response, the Countess wasted no further time. Her mouth opened and she craned her neck towards his. Anon felt the needles plunge slowly into his neck, followed by the Countess’s lips forming a seal on his skin. The blood begin to leave his body, and life force with it. After a moment, he felt his arms lifted by her dark power and brought over her withers in a tight embrace. As by a drug, his consciousness slipped into ethereal depths, the warmth of her body on his the last of his observations.

>>16752 The Castle at Night: >Anon had lost consciousness — by the Countess’s own design to spare him the additional terror — but she continued to savor his blood. Thick and resplendent with flavors and tones unknown to her, as well as the silvery coolness of bits of soul, she drank it slowly down. Drinking slowly was as much to savor it as it was to avoid drinking too much. The Countess was judicious, and desired just enough for herself while leaving Anon enough to live and recover. >As she drank, she became more satiated and relaxed. Moreover, the weight of Anon’s arms upon her, though forced there by her dark arts, and his warmth was calming. She closed her eyes in ecstasy. The serenity of the feeling tore down her guard and she let out a satisfied, “Mmmmm.” >All the previous indications of ferocity were now gone. Her coat no longer bristled. Her true-black mane fell lank and beautiful over her withers, shoulder, and forelegs. Beneath her eyelids, her pupils were again circular and normal. >Coming to the final desired gulp, the Countess cautiously pulled away, severing her connection to his life force, his thoughts, and, his feelings. Her lips were the last to leave as they sopped up remaining blood, but her tongue did the rest to clean up the remainder until blood stopped flowing from the two needle holes. >She now looked down on Anon’s face, free of terror and submerged in deep sleep. >”Now sleep well, Anon,” she said with a smile, “dream well, and awake rested.” It was as much a true sentiment as an order that carried with it the force of her dark power. >The Countess levitated Anon’s arms to the bed, stood up, and moved to the edge of the bed. Before hoping down she looked back over her withers and levitated a blanket over him. >As she traversed the room, the candle holders replenished themselves with new candles, logs in the fireplace arranged themselves before roaring to life with flames, and a pitcher of water and cup placed themselves upon the nightstand by the bed for Anon. Finally, the shutters obeyed their master by unlatching and opening to let the starlight in through the window. >Quietly as shadow, the Countess opened the door and left, closing it behind her but leaving it unlocked. >Setting out to find the trio of mares, the Countess roamed the hallways of her castle. The same opposed mirrors that had reflected Anon into infinity, reflected nothing at all as she passed in the dimness of candle and moon light. The paintings of the previous holders of her station looked down upon her from their perches with approval as she passed by. >Many thoughts now passed through her mind regarding the strange creature that had wandered fearlessly into her web. Where had he truely come from and why? Why hadn’t she come across him sooner or felt his presence in Equestria?

>>16593 Oh shit, I member this thread

>>21887 Yeah, someday I'll finish the story though.

I fucking LOVE mares!

!!!

>>21889 Presumably >Celestia sends Luna on a guided tour of modern day Equestria so she can reacclimate to the culture >At some point somepony taught her how to make a grilled cheese sandwich as a quick snack and it just became her favorite food Do you think it was him?

>>22088 >Everyone focuses on Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie >Nopony realizes how much Luna likes the taste of Cheese Sandwich

>>23351 >First Ponkfags get cucked >Then Ponk herself gets cucked

>>23351 >>23360 No pony named Cheese Sandwich exists. I have no idea who you all are talking about.

>>21966 They ARE image YTPs