>>27996 powy!

MOVIE NIGHT We're watching Pan's Labyrinth today. We don't really have much of a preshow today (any suggestions?), we'll start at 11:30 SLT to watch the last 2 remaining eps of G1 and then watch the movie. See you there!

>>28675 nice. fucking love Pan's Labyrith

New MDE. time for some ice cream https://magma.com/d/Ky3vViMKfX

Fresh MDE time. Boop some poners https://magma.com/d/OugspGT5wC

do older mares really!?

>>29530 >do older mares really!? They sure do. >>29531 I was not expecting a man of such refined culture to be amongst us.

>>24901 Hey if you're still coming back here by chance do, you plan on making any more of this at all? I enjoyed how silly it was.

Irl I study geology, and I have lived on a farm and liked it. Cloudy Quartz it is, no questions asked. Having Ponk as a sister would be awesome, and the rest of the Pie sisters I could see myself getting on well with

>>24974 I still don't get what Spearmint's cutie mark is supposed to be

>>25651 I want to hang out with him and discuss how hot his sister is

>>25808 What would you recommend(aside from maybe a black tuxedo)?

sloppy stallion kisses

Best stallion coming through!

i also liked season 9, at least the story episodes it certainly was better than season 8 but i have to say they could have handled the last problem way better

>>29686 i think there was a huge gap between the ending of the end and the last problem they have could added so much episodes in between but i guess dhx and hasbro just wanted to end the series -- sigh...i really wanted more seasons

>>29688 it's not a very mentioned thing, but s10 does exist but it's only in comic form and to be honest, i didn't like it very much but reveals a lot of new info about the history of the tree of harmony if you care

>>29689 i know about the comic i liked the story between pinkie and sandwich -- but that still ain't the real season 10

tell me what episode , you loved the most and which episode do you guys think worth watching over and over

Have something silly for a change. Unfortunately, the file size limit is too small for the real thing, but you can find it on the boorus if you want.

>Be the Mistress of Manipulation >The Duchess of Deception >The Mother of Harlots! >Queen Chrysalis! Ruler of the changeling hive! >"Alright, Chryssi, I'm headed out. Be good!" >The order is immediately followed by the shutting of the front door >The human has finally left to his pathetic job >Now's your chance to- >"Mom?" >Oh, for hive's sake >"Mom?" >You raise your head from its immensely comfy spot on the floor and poke it out from beneath the couch to see your drone's blank blue eyes staring back in your general direction >"Mom?" "What?" You bark >"What are we-" She pauses to take in a deep breath, "-gonna do today,-" Another breath, "-Mom?" >You groan again and restrain the urge to bury your face in your hooves "Use your spiracles, Drone."

>>29551 "Next?" >"Um, now it says to add the rest of the sugar." >You levitate the bag of sugar and grumble when you feel how light it is >Hmm... >Maybe you could substitute it? >You dig through the pantry but find nothing suitable >Something sweet, something sweet... >Aha! >You levitate the measuring cup in front of your muzzle >Turning your face downwards, your body starts jerking forwards, the sound of heavy dry heaving escaping the bottom of your throat >After about five minutes of this, you finally start drooling out a thick purple slime into the cup >You haven't had to make royal jelly since your last brood >How long has it been? >"Uhm, Mom?" Your drone says once you've finished spewing out jelly >"I-I don't think you should be spitting in Dad's food."

It sucks that /mlp/ returned so quickly. I don't want to overwhelm the thread with just my stuff. I've been meaning to post this for a few weeks, but I guess I'll hold off on more until I write about her again. This image is huge, so here are links to the full quality: https://derpibooru.org/images/3595858 https://twibooru.org/3507483 https://ponybooru.org/images/3818522 https://ponerpics.org/images/7228837 >>21030 >I personally don't like this kind of hyper pregancy because it looks too much like vore. I wouldn't mind if it were eggs and not lings who look like they already had their first molt. Well, these are appropriately undeveloped. Jotun22 made this, based on the end of this short story: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/564117/3/sexier-short-stories-with-particularly-pregnant-ponies/bug-shy Fortunately for the guard, he remained outside of his queen as she left the throne room for some other part of the hive. Despite the title of guard, his main purpose was to help her move her swollen form at her leisure, and he was thankful she wasn’t yet so big that she would need two guards to help her shift her weight. Wordlessly, she began to rock herself back and forth until her giant rear left the throne, and he wordlessly sandwiched his back underneath it to act as a lift; his four shaking legs moved the queen upwards ever so slowly, and he knew if his legs failed him he would be smashed under her like a common bug, although there were worse ways to die. Thankfully, her thick hindlegs soon helped him, but not to get her standing, for she was easily far too large for standing to be possible. The work of his entire body and her legs amounted to nothing more than rotating her so that she lay on her belly like a knot on a balloon. Thereafter, her wings somehow lifted her into the air, giving her more of a teardrop shape as he lay on the ground watching her, struggling to catch his breath before he followed. His queen was so majestic.

>>29737 >His queen was so majestic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXfodm4zTMU

>>22560 Spiteful mutants tend to go for the neck in their hatred i.e. lying about family members or even friends for years, trying to get people put behind bars for nonsensical reasons, physically and even biologically commmitting harm to others and their possessions, as well as commmitting their every thought to who ever their hate filled mind latched onto at any given time, much to the confusion of others who have trouble understanding it; this shit ain't even comparable to the nightmare that is actual spiteful mutants, who have either suffered genetically or due to physical abuse, most likely as a child that they never truly recovered from. I've dealt with multiple of them in my life and have heard horror stories from family members who have had to as well; due to the current and on going collapse of morality and general decency in society, spiteful mutants have been getting more and more bold as the years have gone by with their antics.

>>22571 NTA, but basically this. Just liking MLP does not make you a spiteful mutant. Maybe a mutant that cannot into society well, but not a spiteful mutant. Spiteful mutants are the kind of people that instinctually and relentlessly gnaw on the wires and foundations of society itself, like rats. As Anon pointed out, general hatred, selfishness, irrationality, and narcisim (and ofher dark triad traits) are key components of the key elements of the spiteful mutant. Left to their own devices, these are the ones that destabilize societies. Anyway, loving beautiful things, like pony, is not spiteful mutantism. We are not gnawing on society's goundation. We are just outside of society in a way.

>>22571 After having thought about it, I'd like to just add to my post that in my experience no amount of money or kindness will win over a spiteful mutant; they are creatures of pure envy and your acts of kindness in the face of hatred will only make the froth with rage and become more irrational to degrees you may never have seen before, even online. >>22577 >these are the ones that destabilize societies. Anyway, loving beautiful things, like pony, is not spiteful mutantism. Of course it's not, spiteful mutants tend to be extremely insecure, they wouldn't even be able to handle pony.

>>22678 >wouldn't even be able to handle pony I wonder if an inclimation of some Anons toward EQG is an indication of this.

>>29651 >I wonder if an inclimation of some Anons toward EQG is an indication of this. Wouldn't surprise me given their behavior, if they were just a lot of spiteful mutants; although I think most of them are just the usual coomer stereotypes that plague the internet (not that I myself am not a coomer but you get what I mean), that is to say: No standards, no self-control, persecution complex, like to shove their trash where it isn't welcome and then cry out when they're denied praise, etc, etc.

>>29541 Not him but I've found some really fun PiE fics in /mlp/'s Slave Pony general. At first I expected all the stories to be fetish shit but apparently that's relegated to another general. https://ponepaste.org/1590 A lot of them follow the formula of: (You) rescue pony from abuse, (You) rehabilitate pony from trauma + side drama, (You) and pony fall in love through some mixture of the Nightingale/Reverse Nightingale Syndrome. The simple savior complex plotline is like junkfood to me but I remember a few greens actually exploring that formula in a mature/realistic way. The greens I liked the most were the dark ones without much or any romance, though. The first one I'd recommend follows the basic formula that started the general pretty well: https://ponepaste.org/1876 (the ending for this one makes me want to kick the writer in the nuts) There's another one that's ongoing about Mayor Mare getting captured by tribal humans and going from farm animal status to something like the war advisor to the chief: https://ponepaste.org/5389 (there's 2 other parts) As weird as it sounds the generational traumas and weird mindsets that come from ponies being a caste of sex slaves are really interesting to read about. Even some of the more smutty greens like to explore that, strangely. Filly Brothel and the other stuff this author wrote is heartbreaking: https://ponepaste.org/2645 I've only seen a few greens from the hassenfeld pony and /bootleg/ generals but they seem to be pretty similar PiE stuff. If you end up liking some of the greens I linked you could look there too.

>>29592 >/mlp/'s Slave Pony general. At first I expected all the stories to be fetish shit but apparently that's relegated to another general. The fetish stuff goes in /sim/ I think, submission is mandatory or whatever, but I don't read that stuff. It's usually pretty cringe-y at best. I've only read a couple of /spg/ stories that were good, most that I read are either weird as hell or just not very well written, some are just the ever tiresome unfinished. The Buying a bookhorse story and the Fire and Sky series both by Lurkernon are probably the only /spg/ things I really liked enough to remember.

>>29592 Slave/rape pony green texts, are the mlp fandoms equivalent of trailer park meth.

Even though I call it trailer park meth, I'm still guilty of reading this trash. >https://ponepaste.org/2536 Bit salty after having read this, as it ended up being more of a sad fic then a crazy bitch x stallion fic that it seemed to start out as; still enjoyed it, kinda. >https://pastebin.com/ruFsTieU I did enjoy this one, however plain it may be, although, it did feel like it should have gone on a bit longer.

Finally found something from Slave Pony General that I really enjoyed, even if it didn't end up being what I expected. If you're just looking for a clop fic this ain't it. https://ponepaste.org/3347 >And then he deleted his pastebin. The end. Sad to see this kinda thing happen, but at least it has a proper ending.

>Jul 1, 2011 >How about WHAT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFWpr_wkgV8 Enjoy this little blast from the past.

>>29587 Just what I needed right now after a long meh day.

>>29588 Was this deleted off of YouTube?

>>27958 >Shocks me how little known this one is. Well I think I found the reason. I typed the full title into YouTube, and even added mlp at the end, still couldn't find it; that shit is probably hard shadow-banned for whatever reason.

>>29417 "Meadow is nice." >nips a bunch of violet flowers >sighs "Heretics again?" >does warm ups for his striking hooves

>>29488 Why didn't you reply to Cloudy :( Did I do something wrong?

>>29532 oh, sorry >earlier, to Cloudy "Apple mare said find her filly sister. She said 'gold' and that scream 'heretics'."

>>29560 "Gold you say... So it's fillies who are crusaders on a mission to return the gold that heretics stole from that nearby town then?" >>27883 >Cloudy ponders on a thought of brave fillies fighting with forest bandits for a moment but as soon as she hears about Canterlot all these thoughts vanished without a trace. "Oh, you're from Canterlot? My mom's from Cantlerlot too! I've heard a lot about it from her but I've never been there myself. Is it true that from the highest tower you can see the whole Equestria?"

>>28142 Rocker bat a cute. 100% would mosh with.

Bathponies

>>29373 The bat did not like the bath at first, and then she did.

>>29425 Funnily enough, they're not even the same character; must be a lot of black coated, purple maned batponies out there.