Imagine Luna cursing you with sleep paralysis demons for the rest of your natural life.

Luna is the perfect sized horse

>>29832 Hiney = Tiny

>>29832 For my bed

>>29420 17. Luna can summon moon and/or shadow demons to assist her. This assistance can take the form of everything from helping her to defeat Equestria's enemies to baking cookies.

>>29742 i never claimed my edit was good as for picrel, i wonder if it was made as a joke or fetish, because either way somepony clopped to that

Mlp is just barbie horses

>>29899 Careful anon, what you speak is heresy!

>>29899 So when are we gonna get a live action MLP movie where twilight discovers herself, meets Bonnie D. Zacherle, becomes real, and lives the life of a non magic horse With a cameo from Lauren Faust, a trans pony, and spike being played by micheal cera

>>29899 >>29907 So when does Ken ditch Barbie for Twilight

>>27996 powy!

MOVIE NIGHT We're watching Pan's Labyrinth today. We don't really have much of a preshow today (any suggestions?), we'll start at 11:30 SLT to watch the last 2 remaining eps of G1 and then watch the movie. See you there!

>>28675 nice. fucking love Pan's Labyrith

New MDE. time for some ice cream https://magma.com/d/Ky3vViMKfX

Fresh MDE time. Boop some poners https://magma.com/d/OugspGT5wC

>>29549 "Mmhm!" You nod eagerly >"Goodie." Sunburst gives a little clap >Sunburst's horn hums to life, and a book from a shelf behind him levitates down onto the table >"Now," Sunburst starts as he flips to the first page. >"The first step to using magic, is understanding magic." >Sunburst adjusts his glasses, clears his throat, and begins reading >"When on board H.M.S. 'Beagle' as magicalist, I was much struck with certain facts in the distribution of-" >A shadow across the shelf behind Sunburst catches your eye >You turn your head to check the window >Nobody's there, except for an innocent bush >You shrug and return your attention to Sunburst >"-that mystery of mysteries, as it has been called by one of our greatest philosophers. On my return home, it occurred to me, in 837, that something might perhaps-" >There's the shadow again >You look behind again >Nobody there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w Colts! Know your limits!

>>29816 Now that I think about it it's kind of odd how often "colt" is used as the alternative for "woman" rather than "stallion" in RGRE I guess the explanation is that "stallion" in common parlance has a kind of masculine/powerful connotation to it (more so than other gendered terms for animals)

>>24053 >Decide to check out the story list >anon >anon >anon >anon >anon >finally one that isn't just another anon story >read one paragraph >its anon So, are any of the stories worth reading that DON'T have anon in them? I enjoy anon stories but I've been reading a bunch from /spg/, and I need a break. Recommendations are appreciated.

>>29823 There can't be many... RGRE is an AiE offshoot. There are of course greens with Femanon or Anonpony but that's still Anon. Here are the ones I could find after some searching and half-remembering: https://ponepaste.org/1024 https://ponepaste.org/2906 https://ponepaste.org/10183 short greens https://ponepaste.org/4879 https://ponepaste.org/2482 medium greens https://ponepaste.org/168 medium NEETpone green https://ponepaste.org/3259 https://ponepaste.org/1888 shitpost greens with non-Anon humans https://ponepaste.org/4597 the main character in this one the main character is called Anonfilly, but her dad is Anon, so I guess it could kind of make the main character not-actually-Anon in a way? You be the judge. If you ever feel like reading AiE in the future the RGRE greens I liked the best were Queen Femanon, and Anon's Adventures in Saddle Arabia

do older mares really!?

>>29530 >do older mares really!? They sure do. >>29531 I was not expecting a man of such refined culture to be amongst us.

>>24901 Hey if you're still coming back here by chance do, you plan on making any more of this at all? I enjoyed how silly it was.

Irl I study geology, and I have lived on a farm and liked it. Cloudy Quartz it is, no questions asked. Having Ponk as a sister would be awesome, and the rest of the Pie sisters I could see myself getting on well with

>>24974 I still don't get what Spearmint's cutie mark is supposed to be

>>25651 I want to hang out with him and discuss how hot his sister is

>>25808 What would you recommend(aside from maybe a black tuxedo)?

sloppy stallion kisses

Best stallion coming through!

i also liked season 9, at least the story episodes it certainly was better than season 8 but i have to say they could have handled the last problem way better

>>29686 i think there was a huge gap between the ending of the end and the last problem they have could added so much episodes in between but i guess dhx and hasbro just wanted to end the series -- sigh...i really wanted more seasons

>>29688 it's not a very mentioned thing, but s10 does exist but it's only in comic form and to be honest, i didn't like it very much but reveals a lot of new info about the history of the tree of harmony if you care

>>29689 i know about the comic i liked the story between pinkie and sandwich -- but that still ain't the real season 10

tell me what episode , you loved the most and which episode do you guys think worth watching over and over

Have something silly for a change. Unfortunately, the file size limit is too small for the real thing, but you can find it on the boorus if you want.

>Be the Mistress of Manipulation >The Duchess of Deception >The Mother of Harlots! >Queen Chrysalis! Ruler of the changeling hive! >"Alright, Chryssi, I'm headed out. Be good!" >The order is immediately followed by the shutting of the front door >The human has finally left to his pathetic job >Now's your chance to- >"Mom?" >Oh, for hive's sake >"Mom?" >You raise your head from its immensely comfy spot on the floor and poke it out from beneath the couch to see your drone's blank blue eyes staring back in your general direction >"Mom?" "What?" You bark >"What are we-" She pauses to take in a deep breath, "-gonna do today,-" Another breath, "-Mom?" >You groan again and restrain the urge to bury your face in your hooves "Use your spiracles, Drone."

>>29551 "Next?" >"Um, now it says to add the rest of the sugar." >You levitate the bag of sugar and grumble when you feel how light it is >Hmm... >Maybe you could substitute it? >You dig through the pantry but find nothing suitable >Something sweet, something sweet... >Aha! >You levitate the measuring cup in front of your muzzle >Turning your face downwards, your body starts jerking forwards, the sound of heavy dry heaving escaping the bottom of your throat >After about five minutes of this, you finally start drooling out a thick purple slime into the cup >You haven't had to make royal jelly since your last brood >How long has it been? >"Uhm, Mom?" Your drone says once you've finished spewing out jelly >"I-I don't think you should be spitting in Dad's food."

It sucks that /mlp/ returned so quickly. I don't want to overwhelm the thread with just my stuff. I've been meaning to post this for a few weeks, but I guess I'll hold off on more until I write about her again. This image is huge, so here are links to the full quality: https://derpibooru.org/images/3595858 https://twibooru.org/3507483 https://ponybooru.org/images/3818522 https://ponerpics.org/images/7228837 >>21030 >I personally don't like this kind of hyper pregancy because it looks too much like vore. I wouldn't mind if it were eggs and not lings who look like they already had their first molt. Well, these are appropriately undeveloped. Jotun22 made this, based on the end of this short story: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/564117/3/sexier-short-stories-with-particularly-pregnant-ponies/bug-shy Fortunately for the guard, he remained outside of his queen as she left the throne room for some other part of the hive. Despite the title of guard, his main purpose was to help her move her swollen form at her leisure, and he was thankful she wasn’t yet so big that she would need two guards to help her shift her weight. Wordlessly, she began to rock herself back and forth until her giant rear left the throne, and he wordlessly sandwiched his back underneath it to act as a lift; his four shaking legs moved the queen upwards ever so slowly, and he knew if his legs failed him he would be smashed under her like a common bug, although there were worse ways to die. Thankfully, her thick hindlegs soon helped him, but not to get her standing, for she was easily far too large for standing to be possible. The work of his entire body and her legs amounted to nothing more than rotating her so that she lay on her belly like a knot on a balloon. Thereafter, her wings somehow lifted her into the air, giving her more of a teardrop shape as he lay on the ground watching her, struggling to catch his breath before he followed. His queen was so majestic.

>>29737 >His queen was so majestic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXfodm4zTMU

>>29583 >>29643 (You) love to see it. >>29642 >I really should just stick to altchans I get using 4chan and its archives as a resource, but still posting there does seem kinda dented.

My first proper ban in years hooray

>>29650 >Banned from 4chan >for racism What is this bizarro world we live in?

>>29652 Did anyone expect less from the mods after their public humiliation and doxxing by shartyniggers? They will never live that down, every secret unearthed, laid bare for all to humiliate them. The staff has gotten absolutely relentless and authoritarian and will do so even at the most meager provocation.

>>29643 Update: I got banned for posting clop again (I am already evading once more)

not really a pony dream, but... I did have this dream the night after playing Equestria at war I only remember a griffon sliding on a map and pushing other griffons out while saying "damn griffons, they ruined griffonia!"

Alrighty, my turn. Refer to pic I got into mlp a few months ago, with very limited initial knowledge, but at the point of the dream, I had watched up to mid-season 3 of FiM. Flash-forward to a few weeks back and I go off to sleep not thinking about anything MLP related. (At most playing the MLP mod in vintage story a few days prior with friends) >dream begins, description of the room/building: Immediately I am in a castle or some other large stone-block building, it gives off vibes that it was formerly in ruins, but recently has begun renovation. I am in a small room, which I would estimate to be around 7mx10mx10m (BxWxH) in size. The room also reminds me of the Iberian/Mediterranean throne rooms in Crusader Kings 3 (6/10 game imo). I believe I am sitting on some sort of throne, albeit a small one, which resides in the back left corner, with a half wall and column dividing the throne area and the left half/middle of the room. To my direct front, there is a decorative arch on the wall in front of me, but nothing special. To the left of that is a doorway, which is opened to a long hallway with large glass windows, and on both sides of the doorway there are 2 frescoes of the Sisters, with Celestia's being on the side closest to me. Hers has a purple outline showing her details (in the style of the show), with the grey-white of the stone used as color, while the inverse is true with the Luna fresco. On the wall to the right there is a carved mural that I cannot remember the specifics of, but I think Cadence and the Mane 6 were involved, laid in the same aged stone. >the big things I really noticed immediately after taking in the room: My height felt off, I do not think I was human, but I knew I was sitting at my standing human height of ~195cm. After this, Luna enters the room, with a look on her face that implied she was going tell/ask me something, but we were both interrupted by a noise in the room behind the throne room, which after looking over the half-wall, was an open door to a small library with a pile of books in the middle. Not a word was spoken, and after that I woke up.

I had a almost proper pony dream last night. I was walking into a toy shop in some mall and the whole center of it was dedicated to some mlp X Lego collaboration, with the grand piece being a huge ass statue of Twilight in her princes of Equestria dress.

actually just another dream lust night not sure how it started but i'm sure i took liking in riding regular horses but i didn't know how to stop them and my horse was only getting faster and almost ran someone over my friends also mocked me for liking horses only because I like mlp, to which i said yes

>>24928 Had another episode dream last night. It started with Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash walking to some store. Fluttershy needed to get some food for her animals. Rainbow already went in, while Fluttershy was talking to some animals like 10m away from the store entrance. Though in the meantime the store started closing and would not let any further customers in. Fluttershy of course wasn't gonna argue with this and just went home defeated. The episode cuts to her cottage, which is guarded by several mice holding tiny shotguns. Another time skip and Fluttershy sneaks back in the middle of the night. Feeling like a complete failure having let down her animals, by not standing up for herself back at the store. This was followed by her not wanting to even leave her cottage for a while. Twilight and Pinkie were then discussing how to best get her to get over it and come outside again. The other 3 might have been there two, but I mainly remember those 2. And there was some joke about Pinkie and Applejack being related (no clue what that had to do with anything else). Woke up at that point. This time I made sure to immediately make a note with a few key elements though, so that I don't forget about it again.